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(65 votes) Published: Apr 07, 2005 5:31 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 1702 times
yeah...if ya ’ve never read any of my other eggs ya might wanna read sum of them...this has references to them so if ya don’t know what the fuck I’m talking’ bout that’s probly why. Any way wit that said...fun shit ta do in public!:
1. OKAY put on your most sadistic looking clothes EX: dress like Marilyn Manson (make up and all) or smear fake blood on your clothes (worked well for me ^_- ) NOTE: ALWAYS WEAR LONG SLEEVED SHIRTS WHEN DOING THIS!!! Hide two or three blood packets in your sleeve, grab a few little baggies of salt/sand (hide them in your pocket/ sleeve) and a fake knife. For added effect you could always use one of those fake gashes that ppl use for halloween (put them on your wrist) Go into your local bible store and act normal despite the stares at your clothes and after a couple of minutes start twitching. (this usually makes the little old lady looking at little kid’s bible stories and the nerdy book-worm leave, staring at you and walking away slowly) Take out your little packets of sand/salt and sprinkle it around you in a circle. Kneel down (try your best ta ignore the other ppl in tha store now staring at you) and start chanting low and satanically. Take out your fake knife and (bursting the blood packets) and PRETEND to slash your wrist (you won’t believe how many idiots would probably fuck up and use a real knife so the emphasis is on ’pretend’)Raise your arms high into the air and chant louder...LOUDER...LOUDER! untill you are pratctically screamin at tha top of your lungs (you can do that TOO if ya want) Jerk your head uncontrollably. (pop an antacid in your mouth for foam if you want to) and walk stiffly toward the cashier. say fucked up stuff like "my lord satan has sent me. YOU ALL SHALL DIE!" etc. etc. As soon as you hear sirens or they call tha cops/ security guard run like hell and laugh your ass off at the people freaked out by you (you could use a mild not-lit-by-fire smoke bomb and dissappear)
2.Run around in wall-mart humming tha Mission:impossible theme song and dart around suspiciously ^_-
3.throw glitter bombs over the aisles in various public places ex. public bathrooms, libraries, stores etc.
4.pretend to be retarded
5. throw electronic dice (tha kind wit the irritating beeping sound)and drop to tha floor (ha ha duck and cover)this works best in an airport or other very high-strung places. tha ppl will probably think its a bomb ^-^. if they take you in for questioning, say you accidently dropped it and then on top of that you tripped and fell.
6. boys: this works best for you dress VERY obviously in drag and hit on tha ppl in blockbusters. if you are a girl: dress very sexy and when any one asks you your name say in a very husky voice: it’s mike but I’m getting it changed to michelle.
7. run around outside in your skibbies ^-^ (they can’t charge you wit indecent exposure if you have skibbies on!) make sure to take a packet of half-opened squeeze pudding and when you seee sum one sittin on their porch sit down next to them (squirting tha pudding) and run summore. it helps if you wear really crusty stinky stained under wear when you do this. THIS IS NOT A STUNT GRILS SHOULD DO TRUST ME IT WILL MAKE GIRLS JUST LOOK REALLY STUPID AND TRASHY!!!! it’s okay for smart ass teeen boys and fat, balding middle aged dudes to do it though.
8.squirt mountain dew over the stalls in public bathrooms
well, this is all I can write right now. I’m busy. Tune in for tha next egg I post (if you rate high maybe I will..)
Apr 07, 2005 8:20 pm - ya kno, wouldnt kill ya to make it in paragraph form, its easier on the eyes and looks better, but that dont stop me from givin it a 5, great job
Aug 29, 2005 11:41 pm - its difficult to get to every single egg. so instead of telling people to do things, explain your egg better, each egg should be independent, theres no way Im going to bother looking through all your eggs just to read this one.
Sep 01, 2005 2:41 am - I have to say, I like this egg. 5*. Also this is the first comment I posted (that I can remember) that has nothing to do with: JACKING OFF, FUCKING ANIMALS, OR POUNDING THE POOPER...nevermind.
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