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Another installment of the Piss off that wannabe kid!
This time with nasty disgusting things to do!
Ok, go to this annoying kids house. We shall call the annoying kid KIm just cause this is who i do all this stuff too. Now, you are at his house and knockin at his door. Its typical for him to hesitate so wait for a few seconds and pound harder and harder. He will answere the door by slowly opening it to a crack so he can see you without letting you see his living room. Say you are sorry for messin with him(remember the donuts and the kidnapping?) and he will let you in. Dont make any laughs as to the activities that are about to take place, he may catch wind of your plans. Ask where the bathroom is and take a shit, wipe lightly(i told you this will be sick)and squeeze your cheeks together so it wont get all over your undergarments. He will lead you to his room and show it off. He may have an x-box or that ps2 game you’ve been wanting for a month or 2. You better have your cell phone on you, leave the room and say you have to use the bathroom again. Call 411 or whatever gives you phone numbers and look up his number. Call his house and let it ring. HE will go answer. Now is time to mutilate his pillows. In the term,"swipe the credit card", wipe your ass with his pillows and maybe his brush for combing out his hair to gell it. His pillows and brush smell like ass! TADAA! Now, hang up and call again. Make sure to Star69 it!. He will answer again cause hes stupid. Move to his desser and rampage through his cologne and soak his room so its really strong and he wont be able to breath good. Say you have to go cause you just recieved a call that your grandma died and you need to leave now. Once you get into the living room, flip his couches and barricade the door to his parents room so you can escape. Say his mom is pulling down the street and he will freak out and put all the furniture back. In this event, go to his room and leave condoms around so his parents will think something is up. Leave the house and call him again. This time talk to him and say, "you know that the local gangs are after you and i know where you live, you tell on me and your ass is going to be filled with lead". Since he is a dumbass, he wont tell. There you have it, a lame 2nd installment to the Fuck with an Asian saga. More fun waiting to happen!
Apr 19, 2005 10:12 pm - reading this made me realize why we are supposed to write in paragraph form. because otherwise you just feel like what you are reading is pointless and get bored.
Apr 19, 2005 10:43 pm - when you were in his bathroom you shoulda like left some ketchuppy tampaons lying around and piss in his mouth wash comb ur pubes w/ his comb and piss on his tooth brush
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