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(133 votes)
Published: Apr 21, 2005 3:41 p.m.
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First of all youre going to have to buy like 3 packs of eggs. Then leave them out in the sun in your back yard or on your roof. This will cause them to rot and therefore smell like shit. Leave these eggs out there for atleast a week so plan ahead.
Making the launcher
Then go to your local hardware store.
Get:
A lage rubber band or peice of rubber rope.-$5.00
Duct tape.
and then you get can old t-shirt from your house. you will need to cut an 11"x8" section from the fabric.
Next you will need to tie the rope at each end together sothat you have a circle.then grab it at each side and streach it outwards. Have a friend educt tape or sew the fabric to the top part and bottom part of the streached rubber rope. Next you will want to make handles with the duct tape where your hands are while sretching it out. Now you have your launcher. Go get youre eggs and go to the victim’s house. Get about a good 25-50 yards from the house. Have 2 friends hold the handles and you grab the fabric pouch and load it with about 2-5 eggs and let her rip. This bitch will go far and hit their house with a lot of force and the eggs will reak! If the person comes out and you are well hidden from their site(which you should be) aim it at them. you can shoot round after round at them and they wont know where its coming from.
This is a very entertaining way to spend your friday night! [img] |
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 | Apr 21, 2005 3:44 pm -
good idea but i dont know if i’d go to that length |
 | Apr 21, 2005 3:51 pm -
just throw the goddamn egg. |
 | Apr 21, 2005 3:57 pm -
how about you go suck a goddamn dick |
 | Apr 21, 2005 5:03 pm -
im not sure but i think this has been posted before
2* |
 | May 18, 2005 9:54 pm -
it’s original so i give u 4 but u may as well just throw the egg and save the effort |
 | Jun 01, 2005 1:16 pm -
5 stars! |
 | Jun 18, 2005 10:02 am -
ID HAVE MORE FUN THROWIN THE EGG AND RUNNING THANK U |
 | Jun 19, 2005 9:55 pm -
oooohhhhh i get it its funer |
 | J n 26, 2005 8:10 pm -
great idea and with the launcher your less likeley to get caught. |
 | Jun 30, 2005 12:43 pm -
or, you could just buy a wild sling water bomb catapult, |
 | Jul 08, 2005 7:27 pm -
throw the fucking eggs from a car while driving or throw from the car and drive off( i was a victim of that once( it fucking hurts)) |
 | Dec 21, 2005 3:12 pm -
This is better than your eggs bo0mer, 5* |
 | Apr 15, 2006 1:37 am -
i saw this on TV last night |
 | Aug 26, 2006 2:10 am -
i just bought a wrist rocket its the same thin but a little easier to use |
 | Jan 10, 2007 10:31 pm - glegg
i think glegg is a fuckin pedifile with the picture |
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