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(50 votes)
Published: Apr 23, 2005 6:17 p.m.
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You know how every year there are elections for sheriff, governor, mayor, or some bullshit like that and there are the little cheap signs all over the side of the road that are stuck in the ground.

Well my friends and i went get a couple of them and you take the plastic thing off and your left with a little metal thing shaped like an H.

Bend two of the metal rods on one side so that they are sticking almost straight up but at an angle.

Then place it in the middle of the highway and when vehicles pass over it they wont be able to see it because it is hard to see on the road.

The metal rods get hooked onto the vehicle and sparks fly everywhere and it make a long loud scraping noise. The people in the car have no idea what the fuck is going on. 		 
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D_ZIRT
Apr 23, 2005 6:22 pm -
thats pretty funny
4*s

Apr 23, 2005 8:06 pm -
i just graffiti those signs...graffiti is an art not a crime...halfer


Whooper
Apr 23, 2005 8:08 pm -
Bonesplitter whats a halfer?


AxL
Apr 23, 2005 8:48 pm -
yea you have been saying it...a lot


kiwi-3312
Apr 23, 2005 9:00 pm -
in my city, you get a cash reward (30$) if you report some1 messing with those signs. im gonna try to stage this and get the reward.


duhast
Apr 23, 2005 9:07 pm -
hahaha


Eggzecute
Apr 23, 2005 9:10 pm -
haha.clever


H-Dogg
Apr 23, 2005 10:27 pm -
Not bad. Mae up your own political signs.

"Mike Hunt for Mayor--You Could Do Worse. In Fact, You Have Done Worse."

"Lance Boyle for Mayor--Nobody Does Nothing Better."

"Ted Kennedy for US Senate--Don’t Worry, We’ve Hidden His Car Keys."


Hipnotiq
Apr 23, 2005 11:52 pm -
You graffiti those signs...
what a toy dont u mean tagg those signs or hit those signs up
what do u write anyways where do u live and where are u from
Emit
A.G.U


muffy_69
Ap 24, 2005 12:19 am -
try and find one that u just have to cover one letter and it will say something dirty, lame but effective if you do it to a lot of them. i’ve also been wondrin what’s a halfer?


LaffyLou
Jul 08, 2006 9:50 pm -
It took me a sec to figure out what you meant but that is funnier than when George Bush got elected president. Notice that metaphorical anecdote had some relevance to the political aspect of this joke. My eyes are so bloodshot they burn like a bitch and I am folded and stupid. Corn on the cob with gravy.


Mack_Attack-203
Nov 27, 2006 1:49 pm -
thats pretty good
5*
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