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This guide is more of how I would accomplish doing such a thing, however if you read this, you may be able to apply these ideas to yourself.
Keep reading if...
You are 18+ years old.
don’t like getting your shoes and other items stolen from sleeping at the homeless shelter.
are interested anyway and want to runaway from home..
You have money to ride a city bus.
You are willing to sleep sitting up with head laying down (aka sleeping on a desk).
Have a pair of sunglasses with that multicolor shiny fade on them where people can’t see your eyes through the lenses when you are away from people from a distance.
something like that, but you want it to be really hardcore so they can’t see through the lenses. Sometimes you can get them from gas stations for $11 U.S.
A large steel pipe. (agile but dense for fighting.)
An umbrella.
Now, if you’re a college student, you’re probably wondering, "How the fuck do I live without paying rent or living at my parent’s/friend’s house?"
Well, if you’re wondering that, you’re not a clever student. Learn to get clever quickly.
Alright here we go.
Let’s say you are sick of staying at home/apartment/wherever.
You want to live somewhere, but everyone you once trusted has thrown you out.
You need start using your age to your advantage.
Step One:
Understand that a person needs atleast eight hours of sleep a day. Don’t be a vietname boot camp soldier sleeping in three. Don’t be a current day U.s. Military boot camp soldier sleeping six.
Sleep eight hours and do your best to be a paranoid vietnam soldier. If you have the ability to hear things around you or be a light sleeper, you’re in good luck.
You want the library hours of your college to line up with the hours of your classes.
I would advise you take classes all during the week.
M-T-W-Th-F
You want to find out the hours of your library.
My College Library:
8:00 a.m. - 9:00 p.m. Monday through Thursday
8:00 a.m. - 5:00 p.m. Friday
8:00 a.m. - 1:00 p.m. Saturday
Closed Sunday
I want to sleep eight hours a day. So I would have a few classes in the morning.
Why would I do this?
Because the bars are open late. That’s right, liquor bars are open late, you don’t have to be 21 to go into these.
Since I get to college on the city bus at... 7:50 A.M. or so, I wait around until the library doors open and go in. When I get in I go to the darkest and most distant part of the library. Finding a dark part of the library is important because you don’t want staff members spotting you sleeping. Try to find a secluded spot. Getting to the library early is important so you can get this secluded spot.
Now, I don’t know about you guys and gals, but the desk I sit at has walls surrounding me
-where the Os are, i put my head.
-the plus signs are where I scotch tape papers to so that when a staff members does come around, they think i’m studying what I taped on the wooden wall.
-While laying my head down, I wear those sunglasses so people don’t know my eyes are actually closed.
So people pass by thinking i’m studying.
So after that I clock in about 8 hours of sleep.
I suggest changing your diet so that you sleep only eight hours. I do Atkin’s and sometimes I can only sleep six. I can’t help it, i want to sleep more but... oh well.
Don’t sleep more than eight or you might get caught.
On another note, I believe it was Alexander Grhams Bell’s mother or it was him.. (forgets) who took four hour naps at a time during the day. If you want to play that game, you might be able to get away with it.
So since you’ll probably wake up at.. 4:30 P.M.
you’ll want to take a shower at the school’s gym. then if you can, find a place to get something to eat around the school.
I suggest poptarts, coffee, pop, and cheese with those saugages that come out of the machines. Water is good also. I advise you carry vitamins with you.
Remember, you need to take in protein to stay strong and healthy. Protein is important. If you can, carry sticks of string cheese that are packaged in your backpack. That way you can claim you are a greek warrior at college and be kewl and stuff.
and then have night classes.
Some night classes suck. Some night classes rules.
Get the ones that can transfer.
If you can get online classes that are good and transferrable, you should understand this process, if you don’t learn about online classes and what transfers and what doesn’t. Visual art, sociology, psychology, stuff that transfers..
Make sure you spread the classes to be on each day of the week so you can sleep at the library.
When the day is over, hit the city bus and go to a bar.
Note: If you can find a pizzaria or some other place that is open late as hell at night (ex: 24-hour diner) i suggest you go there.
Getting into a bar fight sucks when you get tag-teamed on.
Make sure when you were taking the shower at school you got pretty smelling and stuff to be all pimp at the bar or pizzaria. Since you saved money from not paying rent, you can buy food at the place of your choosing.
This is a good idea. If you give the place business, it’s more likely that they won’t kick your ass out if you study there. So buy food there and you’ll be able to eat and study there.
Eat and study at this late dining place.
If you go to this place of eating, maybe you could score some kinda work schedule with the boss there and work a few hours while you study there. That way you’ll be bringing in a net gain towards your capital. pwnage.
Importance of finding a good diner:
I suggest finding a diner that is right next to a laundry mat. If you can do this, you scored big time. You can clean your clothes and eat/study around the same area.
After you get out of there and you’ve studied. catch the bus back to the school and fall asleep.
something you want to change the positions of the papers so it doesn’t look like you do the same thing everyday.
Also, try changing the position of the place you sit each time. Make sure it’s secluded and away from staff members and people who stock the books back on the shelves.
I suggest making alliances with students and joining a club so you could have someone wake your ass up at 5 p.m. so you don’t miss class.
It’s not too smart to have an alarm clock in a library.
If you can find a preprogrammed mp3 player with headphones to play music at a certain time, go for it. In advise you get one of those. Google it, search techie forums, ask techies, get one of them if you can.
NOW: Saturday and Sunday...
These days become a problem. Well, not really..
You don’t have classes. But you do have a sleep schedule to keep.
I would advise you get your ass in church. If you’re an atheist, i don’t care. You can choose a library, but that usually closes at 2 p.m. in most places on a saturday and sunday.
The trick is finding a place that is open so you can study/sleep/eat there.
Choices:
Library
Church
Subway
City Bus
Laundrymat
Whatever...
When you get out of school friday you’ll need a place to be at on 11 p.m. and stay there until 2 or later or until the city buses start running up again and you can go elsewhere..
what i would do.
Get out of school. Go to a laundry mat. Study at the laundry mat and wash my clothes there.
If you want to be frugal, wash your clothes once a week. Don’t get them dirty. After you get done with that, you could probably go to the library and study more or go to a movie and do whatever the hell you want. The trick is keeping your sleep schedule.
You could go to a place I like to call.
Barnes and Nobles.
You could find a nice comfy spot and fall asleep holding a book in your hands.
I think if you want to sleep in a nice store, you need to be wearing nice clothes.
Get some really nice clothes.
Maybe wear a suit or something or some really nice clothes and just fall asleep there.
suggested sleeping: 4 hours.
When you wake up, you’ll need to get out of there and find some other place to stay..
go to a church and study. sometimes you’ll find a nice church that is relaxing and they don’t give a damn if you sleep there. My church is awesome cause i can go into this room with a couch and noone really goes in there and i could fall asleep more.
Finding out where to sleep and study on saturdays becomes really hard. I suggest you look around your city/town to find some safe places. Study really good for a while. You’ll eventually figure something up..
Churches, stores, malls. Make sure you sleep inside no matter what. Spiders, chiggers, gangmembers, all of them will rape your ass.
Chigger is an arachnid type of bug those little red things that run across you and you may think it’s a baby spider.
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