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here are some pranks i have learned over the years:
1. put hair dye in someones shampoo
2. put hair remover in someones shampoo
3. superglue somones shoes to the floor
4. put a lighter under someones door handle
5. put a potatoe or something in someones muffler
6. order your food in a different language
7. put a condom in the change return of a payphone
8. put bengay in someones underwear or a girls bra or on tampon
9. Find an item with a sticker on it that says " Good Buy " or some shit like that, usually it’s DVD’S. Now carefully peel that sticker off the item. Now go up behind some unsuspecting retard and bend down to " tie your shoe " then lightly stick it to their shoe without disturbing them. Now, when they walk out the door the alarm will go off, because that sticker is an anti theft device.
10. When your victim is sleeping carefully go up to him and handcuff or cabletie his hands and legs together (this way if he does wake up he won’t be able to run after you and he’ll suffer more). Whether he’s woken up or not take a can of shaving cream and fill the front and back of his underwear with shaving cream. I mean empty the whole can if there’s room use more. After your done with that cover his whole body with shaving cream, rub it in his hair, put it in his shirt, etc. When done take pics
11. When your victim’s sleeping, find a way to get female clothes (girlfriend, sister, etc.). Put a bra and a dress/skirt on him and take pictures. When you go to school, tell everyone he crossdresses and when he denies it show everyone the pictures.
12. when your victim is sleeping Freeze a can of shaving cream and cut the foam out... It should be a solid now. Take the solid foam and put it in your victim’s underwear. By the time it melts your victim’s underwear should expand 2-3 times it’s normal size (maybe even more). Very funny!
13. when your vicitim is sleeping Superglue your victims hand to his dick and his other hand to a porn magazine. He’ll have to walk around looking like that for the rest of the day, maybe even the rest of the week if he can’t figure out a way to get his hands out of their sticky situations.
14. Get some paintball gun oil, like gold cup (us paintballers know). Now spread a ring of it on the toilet seat and rub it all over. That is the slipperiest shit ever! I was in there washing my hands after touching one of those vile seats, and some fatass dude ran in like he had a firecracker up his ass into one of the shitters. Which happened to be the one I "lubed" up. All the sudden I heard a crash, I bent over to "tie my shoe", and saw that the guy shit on the way off the seat, then landed in it! Priceless.
15. I opened up one of the sensored hand dryers with my trusty mini-crowbar. I proceeded to switch the orange and white wires in the sensor "eye", and closed it back up. Now when someone would put they’re hands under it, it wouldn’t blow air. But when they walked away, it would start drying again! Ahhhhh, good times.
16. While over at an enemy’s ( Or friends) house, say that you need to use the bathroom. Unscrew their shower head, and place koolex, or bollean cubes inside. When the occupants take a shower, they will be covered in dye or stock. The good thing about bollean cubes, is that once the person tries to wash again to get the stink off, it makes it even worse.
alright everyone thats enough for now ill do more later!!
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