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(204 votes) Published: May 01, 2005 1:10 p.m. Viewed 1109 times
BETTER than George Washington
Instead of lame-ass "father of our country" Bush is "father of the two hottest, drinkin’est party-babes ever to live in the White House."
WORSE than John Adams
Adams was the first president to move into the White House...Bush is the first president to spend so much time on vacation and at fundraisers he’s hardly ever at the White House!
BETTER than Thomas Jefferson
Unlike Jefferson, Bush was never accused of fathering an illegitimate by one of his female slaves( at least he wasn’t the last time I checked the daily anti-press release MoveOn.org).
WORSE than James Madison
It never occured to Madison to brag about winning the War of 1812 by putting on an admiral’s uniform, sailing to the largest Navy ship and then strut around with a huge "Mission Accomplished" sign!
WORSE than James Monroe
Monroe ushered in the so-called "Era of Good Feeling" between the opposing politcal patries. Bush also ushered in an ear of good feeling, but only amongst his millionare fat-cat friends with massive tax cuts for the rich!
BETTER than John Quincy Adams
Adams went swimming, naked, in the Potomac River every day. Bush hasn’t done that once since he quit drinking!
WORSE than Andrew Jackson
Jackson was the champion of the comon man; Bush, of the common man in India, Taiwan, Mexico, China, and every other country American jobs have been outsourced to!
BETTER than Martin Van Buren
Most people just never liked that douchbag Van Buren!
BETTER than William Henry Harrison
Unlike that inconsiderate boob of the 1940’s, Bush had the decency to stay alive for more than 30 days into his term.
BETTER than John Tyler
Tyler father 15 children...none of whom could hold a candle to Jenna and Barbara Bush when it came to making fake ID’s.
BETTER than James Polk
At least Bush had the decency to stage his unneccessary and unprovoked wars thousands of miles away, instead of on our own boarders with Mexico!
WORSE than Zachary Taylor
Former military-man Taylor knew virtually about the political process before being elected president, but learned quickly, while Bush is still pretty clueless four and a half years later.
BETTER than Millard Fillmore
Because...well, even a potted plant would be better than Fillmore, and even Bush’s harshest critics will agree he’s at least the equivalent of a potted plant!
WORSE than Franklin Pierce
Pierce approved the Gadsden Purchase from Mexico in 1853; Bush is still looking for the state of Gadsden on the map!
BETTER than James Buchanan
Only because Buchanan shares the samelast name as that right wing nut job Pat Buchanan, and anyone is better than him!
WORSE than Abraham Lincoln
While Lincoln held the Union together with everything in his power...Bush divided it by just being himself!
WORSE than Andrew Jackson
Andrew Jackson might have been impeached and escaped conviction by one single vote, but Bush won the presidency by only one Supreme Court Vote!
BETTER than Ulysses S. Grant
Grant was crooked, inept, and alcoholic: Bush is a recovering alcoholic!
WORSE than James Garfield
In order to prevetn a repeat of Garfield’s assassination by a disappointed office-seaker, Bush went ahead and hired every signle unqualified nutcase who wanted to work in his administration!
WORSE than Chester Arthur
Arthur- muttonchops; Bush-muttonhead!
WORSE than Grover Cleveland
Cleveland was the only president to serve two non-consecutive terms (#22 and #24); Bush still has to look up "non-consecutive" , then schedule some time to practise pronouncing it!
WORSE than Benjamin Harrison
Harrison was the first president to spend $1 Billion on the federal budget; Bush spent that much on just one "no-bid" contract for a company run by one of his cronies!
BETTER than William McKinley
McKinley never would have gotten assassinated by that anarchist in 1901 if he had jsut thrown him and all of his ilk into a heavily- fenced-in "free speach zones" like Bush!
WORSE thanTheodore Roosevelt
During the Spanish-American war Teddy led his Amry troops up San Juan Hill; during Vietnam, Bush led his Alabama National Guard buddies to the nearest bar everynight!
WORSE than William Taft
Even though Taft’s massive wasitline provided plenty of "Fat-joke" fodder, gag-writers and standup comedians of the 1910’s would have given their right arm for a "walking punchline" of a president like Bush!
BETTER than Rutherfor B. Hayes
If Hayes had the foresight to get his brother elected govenor of Florida before 1876, he could have stolen the election without having to stuff the ballor boxes in Oregon, South Carolina, and Louisiana, too!
BETTER than Woodrow Wilson
In terms of sophomoric, dirty double-entendre-sounding names, Bush trumps Woodrow every time!
BETTER than Warren Harding
Harding surrounded himselfwith crooked lackies who cut deals with shady characters from self-serving buiness interests; Bush cut out all of the duplication and rolled all of those into a single position...Vice Presidency!
WORSE than Calvin Coolidge
Coolidge had to "clean up" the Ovila Office after Harding; Bush had to clean up the Oval Office carpet after Clinton!
BETTER than Herbert Hoover
If Hoover had had Bush’s talent for spin doctoring, he would have called the The Great Depression "The Great on-the-verge-of-an-improving-Economy"!
WORSE than Fraklin D. Roosevelt
FDR demonstrated how much the physically handicapped can do; Bush does so for the mentally handicapped.
WORSE than Harry Turman
Truman had a sign on his desk reading, "The Buck stops here". Bush’s sign reads, "Ask Runsfield or Cheney"!
BETTER than Dwight Eisenhower
Did you see that amazing tee-shot of Bush’s in the movie Fahrenheit 9/11? And Eisenhower had the nerve to call himself the "golfing president"?
WORSE than John Kennedy
Even with conclusive spy-sateliltie photos showing Soviet nuclear weapons being moved into Cuba, Kennedy was able to resist plunging America into war.
BETTER than Lyndon Johnson
Unlike LBJ Bush was never implicated in JFK assassination conspiracy theories...not even by Oliver Stone or Micheal Moore!
WORSE than Richard Nixon
Both presided over hugely unpopular wars...both had administrators full of crocks. The tie breaker? Nixon got his picture taken with ELVIS!!!
BETTER than Gerald Ford
if only gor the sheer volume of laugh-out-loud raw material for their respective blopper reals!
WORSE than Jimmy Carter
Carter had a coarse, dim-witted brother, Billy; compared to Jeb and Neil, George W. is the dim-witted brother.
WORSE than Ronald Regan
Whoever operated Regan’s mouth and strings did a WAY better job than the one working Bush’s!
BETTER than Geroge Herbert Walker Bush
George W. has never puked on another world leader like his Dad did...in spite of such irresistible "pike inducers" as Tony Blair’s bad teeth and the deadly "jalapeno breath" of Mexican president Vicente Fox!
WORSE than Bill Clinton
If Bush were as incredibly convincing as Clinton when telling a lie, the UN and our European Allies would have invaded Iraq with us and it would mostly be their quagmire now!
BETTER than Al Gore
Even though Gore won the election, Bush somehow wound up in the Oval Office...and it takes a real genius to do that!
May 01, 2005 4:20 pm - i agree with rambo. everyone keeps bitching at bush cause of the war. shut the fuck up and let the man do what hes doing. clinton sat on his ass, didnt do shit about saddam. +0
May 13, 2005 11:27 am - hey sum1eighty2, stfu u fucking liberal piece of shit-u dont know shit about politics obviously and u r a total douche-kill yerself...
Nov 24, 2005 7:13 pm - Well.. Stfu Clinton did not sit on his ass or he wouldnt have been president.If bush tried to be smart he would kill all of us doing it not just the ones in iraq!
Dec 20, 2005 11:12 am - well maggots suck. so there. and bush is a giagantic duchebag. yes i can almost spell as well as george bush can speak english.
Dec 27, 2005 1:10 am - This isn’t a Bush is UBAR!!!!11oneone or a Bush Sucks, egg i dont think .. its just what he thinks ... all those idiot comments and zero votes that are by those ppl need to be delted or something ,,
Feb 26, 2006 2:24 pm - Haha rambo’s a republican haha
Jun 14, 2006 7:09 pm - anyone against the war in Iraq is a fag, it is saving thousands of lives besides he would probably attack us once he was ready, we just took the fight to him instead of him coming here and killing hundreds of thousands
WORSE than James Madison
It never occured to Madison to brag about winning the War of 1812 by putting on an admiral’s uniform, sailing to the largest Navy ship and then strut around with a huge "Mission Accomplished" sign!
dont forget how after teddy roosevelt stuck his ass into south america and the caribbean he paraded the navy around the world for the sole purpose of doing pretty much the same thing.
Aug 30, 2006 11:28 am - i think that neither side is right but i am more leaning to the side of anti-bush i mean come on bush is like the worst president we\’ve had and you know what dude its not only bush its other presidents from the past to that have brought this nation down the once great and tall nation is damned by its own past im not sure if you guys noticed but not to many other countrys like america so much
dude you get a five for taking the time and doing this original or not but fuck bush
and another thing most of these so called \"liberal\&q ot; fuckers on this thing say fuck bush but the only thing they have going on that is that bush is a bad person and hes a retard dude if your going to say fuck bush at least no why its more of a trend thing now then it is people voicing their oppinions and i know this because i know for a fact that most of the people that say fuck bush now were on his side just 6 years ago
Oct 07, 2007 12:06 am - ill just say something about the last bit of the egg. Genius-Wat a load of crap. He would have to be one of the dumbest people. I live in Australia and no one forgets the opec? mistake. Ha wat a retard.
WORSE than John Adams
Adams was the first president to move into the White House...Bush is the first president to spend so much time on vacation and at fundraisers he’s hardly ever at the White House!
i think nowa days presidents get like close to half of a year for vacation, or time off
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