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(24 votes) Published: May 06, 2005 8:45 p.m. Viewed 123 times
Step 1: Find, buy, or steal the biggest garbage can, with wheels, that you can get. Fill the garbage can to the top to make sure that there are no leaks (especially around the axle of the wheels). If there is a leak, seal it or simply get a better garbage can. Be sure the can you get is plastic and not metal. Step 2: Fill the grabage can about halfway full of milk, then, crack between 30 and 40 eggs into the can. Take one of those giant plastic containers of kool-aid mix and empty it into the mixture. Stir the mixture with a mop handle or stick. Urinate into the garbage can as often as possible for the next few days. You can even crap into the can, or collect animal feces and put them into the can if feel like it. Now, take about 6 or 7 layers of plastic food wrap and seal the can shut so no liquid can evaporte. Next, take the can into some woods, your backyard, or anywhere where the smell will not reach you. After two or three weeks (you decide how badly you want the mixture to rot and smell), slowly and carefully roll the can (should be about three-fourths of the way full) to your targets house. Be sure that they are home. Quietly roll the can up to the person’s front door. Remove the plastic food wrap and try your hardest not to puke all over the porch. Lean the garbage can against the door with the wheels facing the front door. Now, ring the doorbell and run as fast as you can, as far away as you can. When the person inside hears the doorbell, their first instinct is to look through the window. They wont see anything (the garbage can is tilted against the door below the window) so they will open the door (hopefully they’ll swing it open fast). The can will tip over, spilling all of its nasty, obnoxious, horrible liquid all over their floor and their legs (the kool-aid you added will stain any carpets). The smell alone will take weeks or even months to leave the house, and the attempts to clean the mess with induce uncontrollable throwing-up, making this prank one of the cruelest, and sickest out there today!
May 06, 2005 9:13 pm - You guys are all fucking morons. Why not just say "Fill a garbage can up with rotting/stinking liquids and lean it against someone’s door"? I have given all of your eggs 0 because they ALL SUCK!
May 07, 2005 12:47 am - ok, slayer, A)shut-up B) Dont be calling people bitch asses especally when you are one C) This has already been posted D)you joined like an hour ago, and you already have 11 eggs, and they are all already posted on this site, or suck (maybe 1 or 2 are good). And you’re acting like you are better than all of us, even though your the biggest n00b ever 0*
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