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(189 votes) Published: May 08, 2005 7:12 p.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 1671 times
Well alright, I have had a discution in my blog about actually making an egg that chonicaled some of my "easy lifts". S0 this is not a guide, so much, as it is a simple set of stories about the where and hows of my days of opportunistic pickpocketing. Keep in mind these are simple, everyday lifts that anyone could have done. Just keep your eyes open and everyone’s pocket or purse is yours to plunder.
I’ll admit my fisrt lift ever was a "easy lift"; I went to the library one to check out some books and I saw that a colledge girl was hard at work typing up a paper on a computer. Behind her on a table sat her books and a nice fat brown wallet. I looked around the library and saw that no one was really paying attention to anything other than their own buisness, so I decided to walk over and take the wallet. I was nervous, other than reading about such things I had never actually did it before, but soon her wallet it was in my hand, hidden behind the books I jsut checked out. After I left the library I tucked her walelt into my pocket, thankfully I had shorts with deep pockets on, and went home. After that I went through her wallet, collected the chas, then ditched it.
Men who leave their wallets in their jackets are my favorite lifts. I walked into a hospital one day jsut to look around, and I saw a man sitting with his jacker over the back of his chair in the waiting room. I sat down like I was waiting on someone and carefully watched him, hoping that he would revile which pocket had his wallet in it. I had jsut started dipping pocket by this time and was eger to try my hand at it again. The guy reached into his inner jacket pocket and took out his wallet, after which he hit the change machine and then the pay phone. I couldn’t belive he elft it in his jacket and on the back of the chair. This might not have been so bad had he not left the inner pocket showing with an incredibly obvious buldge. Waiting until his back was turned I quickly walked over and slid the wallet out and into my own back pocket, then elft the hospital.
Walking one day to where my mom worked I spied tow young women get out of their car and go inside a house. I noticed first off that they had no purses with them, so I carefulyl walked over to where they had parked and casually looking into the car. Right there on the front seat were two purses, and the doors were unlocked. Lookign around I jsut saw the usual traffice, so I opened the passanger door and went for the purses. One was a flap purse, so Ijust took the wallet, but the other was a clutch purse so I had to take it cause I didn’t have the time to go through it. I tucked it under my coat, the day was slightly chilly but I didn’t mind. I quietly closed the door and then headed down the street.
One day I was at the park walkign around, actually with no intention of making a lift, when I saw this mom and little girl get out and go to the playground. Parks are a greta place tos teal becuase women don’t want to carry their bags with them and seldom lock their doors. This proved to be the case, although I had decided to let this one get away. But a little bit latter I came across them AGAIN on the otherside of the park, tossing breadcrumbs to the birds in the pond, and this time she had elft her window down. I couldn’t let this one go by, so I casuallt walked up to the car and reached in. If youa ct like the car is yours no one will question you. I opened her bag, took her wallet, and then left the park with her money in my pocket.
My middle school had an inddor pool that was open to the public on the weekends. One day I went to it and saw several people were there swimming. The lockers there were the ones the gym/swimming class used, which had no locks. So I waited until no one was around, opened a few lockers, and stole three wallets out of a few of the swimmer’s jeans. I took the money, then ditched the wallets into the creak in the woods behind the school and no one ever even supected it was me.
This last one is not so much lifting a wallet, but another type of pickpocketing called "feeding". I had to do so many hours of comunity serivce for my graduation portfolio at high school so I ladned a volunteer job at one of the hospitals. I was the paper shredder, which meant I got the papers from the offices and took them downstaris to be shreded. (had I been an ID theif this would have made me fat rich lol) After a few days their I started going through the pockets of my fellow volunteers, but this didn’t pay off very well. So I studied the times when the women left their office either to go on break or to lunch. Oce they were gone, under the ruse of "gather the paper" I would go in their offices, take out their wallets, and then pocket some of their cash. If I was quick enough in my four hours there I could make 200 bucks before I left. Tey never caught on because I never took all the money, and logic dictates that if someone broke into their office they’d have taken the whole purse or wallet, not just a tweny or two here and there.
Well there you go, if you all want any more of my stories either comment or send me a msg and let me know.
May 08, 2005 7:19 pm - Nice...but some of these are just mean. I mean someone in a HOSPITAL?! For all you know the persons dad just died. And the mom spending time with her child in a park! But I dont care about the other people. 4*
Apr 29, 2006 12:15 am - hey, that hospital guy had it coming. i mean, its just stupid to leave your wallet in a jacket pocket hanging over a chair. but i guess not everyone thinks about pickpockets. i know i didnt until i started to read some of this guys eggs. beautiful work, thats a 5*****
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