TheToeSnatcher
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| About TheToeSnatcher: Anyways! Hey person who is viewing my profile! You kick ass! So give yourself a pat on the back. While you’re at it, give yourself a hand job. Blah! So I guess I’ll tell you a little about myself. I’m not sure what’s that interesting to say about myself. So I’ll just rattle off an array of thingies! Hmm...I’m a tad bit shy, but talk a lot when I feel comfortable, but when I feel really comfortable, I usually start humping legs. My name is Matt, but you may call me Your Royal Highness, or I will stab you.
I love cartoons! I usually spend a good portion of my day drawing cartoons, playing guitar and other stuff like that. I’m generally a pretty nice person and have a good sense of humor, I think. I tend to make light out of all situations, mainly trying to entertain myself. That, and I hate drama with a passion. Damn drama. This causes a lot of people to think I’m an asshole. Bitch, I like to joke around. If you can’t handle it then go head butt a table saw! Weee! | | Location: lapeer Michigan | | Hobbies: alcohol, b.c. rich guitars, baseketball, cartoons, catching people on fire, count chocula, cuddling, dope, edsel dope, family guy, fans of my band, faygo, george carlin, goats, going to concerts, horror and comedy movies, hugs, invader zim, make-up, michael moore, mitch hedberg, music, my friends, playing in my band, pretty girls, puppies, reading, sex, south park, sponge bob, stand-up comedy, stephen king, things that don’t suck, zombies. | | Favorite Music: Dope!!! (Edsel deserves a fine hand job), Alice Cooper (He may be old, but he could still kick your ass!), Bands that AREN’T Atreyu (God, they suck!), Orgy, Murderdolls, Breaking Benjamin, Ill Nino, MegaDeth, Flaw, DVDA, ICP (Well, Hell’s Pit sucked ass, but everything before that kicked ass!), Cradle of Filth, Guns N’ Roses, The Offspring, Union Underground, Mushroomhead, Powerman 5000, Prince, CellDweller, OLD Manson (When he was with the spooky kids he was good, but his new shit sucks), Frankenstein Drag Queens, The Cranberrys, OLD Metallica (St. Anger blows!), and Pink Floyd | | Last Visit: Jun 01, 2005 3:38 p.m. | | Total Visits: 5 days | | Time Online: | | Member Level: 1 | | Egg Points: 207 | | Member Since: May 10, 2005 | | Rating:
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