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How to make a good egg

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Published: May 11, 2005 7:41 p.m.
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I have been on rotteneggs for a long time now and I have seen good eggs, bag eggs, and what appears to be dog shit posted on the web. What follows is my ideas on what makes a good egg, and not spam shit.

1. First have something to say that others might want to read. This can be whatever you want, so long as it is slightly informative to anyone with an IQ higher than 5.4.

2. Be topical, have details, and thoughtful adivice. People come here to learn, damnit!

3. If something belongs on a forum, put it there.

4. Use pictures. People will be atracted to the pretty colors.

5. Don’t waste space here. I’m sure someone has to pay for this server. But doesn’t mean writing a egg that is two lines either. Make your space count.

6. How many freaking copys of the anarachist cookbook and ideas on shoplifting do we need here people? Try something new!

7. Don’t copy someone else’s stuff. If you do, at least make note of it.

8. Last but certainly not least; try to be polite and don’t use the eggs as a means of insulting people. That is childish and wrong. You know who you are.

There you go; I hope this has been helpful and insightful. This egg was brought to you by Grandmastathief, rotteneggs, and veiwers like YOU!
 

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Darealnigga

May 11, 2005 7:50 pm -
Shut the fuck up PIMP your a fag


fgzx

May 11, 2005 7:51 pm - pimp
your comment makes me laugh since this is an egg on making good eggs but it’s pretty much spam unless u put it in the forum.

lol


JJoechump

May 11, 2005 7:51 pm -
^^ dude your dumb this is a better egg then youll ever write


Jon-9695

May 11, 2005 7:52 pm -
pimp go to your room and watch some more mtv you fucking asshole


JJoechump

May 11, 2005 7:52 pm -
eeek the ^^ was to pimp but people beat me to the post :/


KeiserSosay

May 11, 2005 9:00 pm -
join my group
its all about making good eggs
http://www.rotteneggs.com r3/show/se/60131.html


Muck

May 11, 2005 11:05 pm -
JOIN KEIS’ GROUP THAT GUYS IS A FUCKEN SIK CUNT

ANYWAY FUCK YOU PIMP I DONT KNOW IF YOUR A N00B CAUSE I CANT BE BOTHERED GOING ONTO YOUR PROFILE BUT FUCK YOUR DUMB!!! DUMB DUMB DUMB!!!!
YOU’VE LOST YOURSELF SOME FRIENDS BUT THAT SMART ASS COMENT THAT WASN’T EVEN RIGHT. GRANDMASTATHEIF ROCKS THIS JOINT. HE HAS AN EGG RATED 4.99 FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Metalli A-1703

May 11, 2005 11:48 pm -
i like that pic.


3E

May 18, 2005 6:18 pm -
Dude grandmastra ignore all of these fuck ups!!
ill try and make a good egg now with ur advice thnx
5*


drexplosion71

Nov 26, 2005 5:14 pm -
grandmstsatheif is better than the rest of you fuck ups


pope-4112

Jan 24, 2006 3:23 pm -
grandmasterthief you have to be a genuis all of your eggs are great 5* on all of them

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