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(108 votes) Published: May 12, 2005 7:29 p.m. In 2 Favorites Lists Viewed 1843 times
Me and my friends were on vacation and wanted to get a room a a hotel for the night. So we went a bought the rooms now it was the three of us and my friend wanted his own room so i let him have it. Now i was pissed at him cuz a few days before he almost got me arrested (another long story mabye in another egg) so i wanted some payback. Also we were partying the whole day and got to the hotel at 2 at night so he was tired as hell.
What i did was call his room and put on the girl voice and pretended to be a woman at the front desk and when your doing this you can’t laugh or you’ll give yourself away. So anyway he picked up and said "Hello?" i said
"Excuse me sir but i have had reports of noise from that room can you please keep it down the people are trying to sleep" he said" I’m sorry i didn’t know i was making noise ill keep it down." i said thank you and hung up. I waited 10 minutes and called back and with the same voice but now i made it sound like i was annoyed i said" Sir i have had more reports of noise will you please keep it down!" he said " I’m sorry i really dont know how i am making noise ill keep it down." i said "Thank you sir" but right before i hung up i said "Damm blacks" and hung up. so me and my other friend are laughing my asses off and he comes to the door. we put on straight faces and i went to the door and hes all angry and he says dude those bitches at the front desk are racists! i ask him what he means and he tell me the whole story. the he just leaves. i thought he was going to his room so i go and hes not there. and im like oh shit he had to have gone downstairs! so i go down stairs and there he is raising hell. he says " ok who the bitch who dont like blacks!" and these poor women have no idea what hes talkin about. im trin to tell him but every time i try he keeps telling my to be quiet. so now the front desk clerks call security and my friend has 2 guys taking him away and i stop them saying i can explain everything. so i say into his ear with the woman voice i used on the phone" sir can you keep the noise down?" he just looks at me then goes your an asshole man. Paybacks an bitch ani’t it?
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