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(144 votes) Published: May 13, 2005 9:24 a.m. In 1 Favorites Lists Viewed 993 times
I’ll start this one off with one of the few times I have ever snatched a purse. I don’t like purse snatching, its sloppy and might as well have be mugging, but I wanted the bag and it was one of those "hard lifts" lol. The woman was out for lucnh and was dressed up in a nice buissness suit and skirt. I saw her set he borwn clutch purse down beside of her as she re ajusted her bags. Moving quickly I grabbed her back while her attention was elsewhere and dashed down a nearby alleyway. I heard her yell distantly, but by then I was too far away for anyone to catch up to me, let alone her. If you have to snatch a purse do so from a woman wearing heels, trust me they can never catch you.
One of my favorite moves for dipping a purse will be shown in the following tale; I was out for a stroll near the park when I saw this woman walking towards the intersection just outside of the park. I knew that if I hurrided I could catch up to her jsut before she crossed the street, and if I did her wallet would be in my pocket shortly there after. She was wearing my favorite kind of a purse, medium sized with only one compartment closed with a flap. It was black and danggling from her right side, which is usually where all purses dangle, and when she stopped at the intersection it slightly rested behind her. When a woman stands still her purse will slowly managed to creep into a postion right behind her, which is an exelent place considering its right in front of you but out of her range of vision. Anyway as I was getting ready to punce her cell phone went off. At first I was hoping it was in ehr bag because then she’d leave it open, but it was on a clip attached to her front pocket. I didn’t care, it helped with the distraction, so while she was talking and waiting for the light to change I gently opened her bag, masking the click of the latch with my thumb, and slid her wallet out. The whole process took a few seconds and I masked mye reason for being so close by appearing to be looking up at the light. My body hid what my hands were doing to any cars that passed by, not that many of them were looking. I followed her across the street, pocketing herwallet as I did so, and then headed the other way while she was still on her phone.
Don’t be fooled by the idea that all you can take out of a pocket is a wallet. I was at a local gas station/ grocery store when these three teeneaged girls came in and cahsed some checks. One of the girls haphazrdly crammed her money into her jacket pocket, and then waited for her friends to get done. Seeing my chance I walked passed her, brshing up agaisnt her from behind. While I was doing this I gently pulled her jacket back towards me, and then slid my hand into her pocket and removed the cash. She never noticed any of this, and simply moved forwards to make room for me to go around, which made emptying her pocket easier. She had about eighty dollars on her, which I was glad to take off her hands.
Some women wear their purses European style, which means the strap is cross their body, in an attempt to prevent purse snatching. That might work, but if done wrong it makes it easy as shit to dip. I fond this gilr at the mall wearing her purse like this, her bag positioned behind her as she talked on a pay phone. I got on the payphone beside her, dialed a random number, and used my other hand to unzip her purse wheil she talked away oblivious. Once I got the wallet out I pocketed it, hung up the phone, and left her to ehr converstaion.
Another mall story is this, and its so simple anyone could have done it. A fat woman was sitting on one of the those curtsy benches looking through her shopping bags, her small leathr bag sitting beside of her. While she was distracted I grabbed the bag from behind her, put it in my shopping bag from EB, and left the mall. It was so easy she deserved it.
May 13, 2005 5:09 pm - ... the best way to steal wallets is called the pop and take..
what you do is...
find a dude with a wallet in his back pocket, then take your hand, and pop the wallet out of his backpocket, if he feels, just say sorry... and leave with the loot
Nov 22, 2007 12:22 am - I performed at a gig, and after we were on stage I went out to the crowd to get cheers, sadly I got none (I’m a drummer, so the drums and cymbals hide the face and shit)... After I got into the mood of watching the other performers I fel somebody put their hand against my back pocket where my wallet was, I turned around and snapped the bastard. Gave him a fucking huge slam to the guts and told him to fuck off... He’s scared shitless of me now and can’t even make eye contact.
Theives are pricks, but sadly, I’m the worst prick in the world.
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