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Well... i just got a job working for the government
   
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Slash-292


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Posted: Jul 13, 2006 1:29 p.m. - Subject: Well... i just got a job working for the government

At the Wisconsin Reppossesion Department! thats right, SLASH THE REPO MAN!

I dont exacly get to take Plaid Couches and El Caminos away from mexicans and single mother but i get paid $9.25 an hour. Its a 5 hour day, 11-4, i work 4 days a week, monday through friday, and i dont do much. Basicly i sit on Loading Bay 2 and take inventory or sort files whenever im needed to. AAND lets say we have to go out and strip a buisness, like a 5-10 man job, i get to go out, take printers and computers or whatever, and i get paid an extra $5 an hour for however long it takes.

I dont care what you have to say, working for the government kicks ass


Slash-292


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Posted: Jul 13, 2006 1:30 p.m. - Subject:

wisconsin, WASHINGTON repo dept.


Eggzecute


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Posted: Jul 13, 2006 1:32 p.m. - Subject:

How old are you?


Slash-292


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Posted: Jul 13, 2006 1:33 p.m. - Subject:

17, thats why im on the loading bay


LilSteve


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Posted: Jul 13, 2006 1:33 p.m. - Subject:

thats the job where you take cars and houses from people that stole them right?


duhast


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Posted: Jul 13, 2006 1:34 p.m. - Subject:

ive always wanted to be a repo man...


Slash-292


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Posted: Jul 13, 2006 1:34 p.m. - Subject:

No, like say someone filed bankruptcy or dosnt pay there bills, we take things for the government to compensate for that


GhostSmurf


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Posted: Jul 13, 2006 1:36 p.m. - Subject:

i wish i had a job


Ribozome


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Posted: Jul 13, 2006 1:37 p.m. - Subject:

Do you get to keep shit you find?


thejollyroger


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Posted: Jul 13, 2006 1:39 p.m. - Subject:

^dumbass .............thats cool repomen kikass ...im a pizza man :-)


-Battery-


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Posted: Jul 13, 2006 1:40 p.m. - Subject:

i deliver fucking papers, im 14
im going to quit
and work as a...
a erm...
SHIT!!! i dont know
well looks like im gona be stuck with the papers then
FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!

good look with you job


Slash-292


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Posted: Jul 13, 2006 1:42 p.m. - Subject:

hell yeah, i start Monday


orangepeal35


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Posted: Jul 13, 2006 1:59 p.m. - Subject:

Aw, i was gonna say, i live in wisconsin, take away all my neighbors shit, so i can laugh at them.


orangepeal35


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Posted: Jul 13, 2006 2:41 p.m. - Subject:

Yeah i noticed that when i went to get fireworks too, it was like 50% Minnesota, 40% Illinois, and 10%Wisonsin.


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Posted: Jul 13, 2006 2:48 p.m. - Subject:

I’m going to my job for training right now, in a few days i’ll be making money



kickass


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Posted: Jul 13, 2006 3:23 p.m. - Subject:

bring a gun
im serious...my dad would’ve been killed one night, but he sent another guy out instead...guy they were repoing from got pissed, killed my dads friend with a shot through the brain


ACDCrocksmorethanyou


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Posted: Jul 13, 2006 3:24 p.m. - Subject:

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I dont exacly get to take Plaid Couches and El Caminos

didn’t see that, but if you ever do repo something valuable, bring a gun


Captainpizzaman


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Posted: Jul 13, 2006 3:27 p.m. - Subject:

There’s a tv show on this.


Slash-292


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Posted: Jul 13, 2006 4:18 p.m. - Subject:

ACDC, senior workers get guns, 9mm. Most of the ones they send into the shit holes though are former street cops and security guards that got laid off looking for work.


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Posted: Jul 13, 2006 4:21 p.m. - Subject:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repossession

this is basicly what/who i work for
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