Omg! A myspace bulletin on RE!.....Shut up and just see it.
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2006 3:55 p.m. - Subject: Omg! A myspace bulletin on RE!.....Shut up and just see it. |
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This made me laugh, and actually made me look foward to school. I had so much fun with the freshmaan this year. I must of wasted like 5 bucks on them. (All pennies)
Dear Freshmen...
Congrats....now you’re the lowest of the low,
Here are just a few helpful words of advice:
1) You are Not cool.
2) Everyone Does Hate You.
3) You are annoying.
- Do not wear ripped jeans and an Abercrombie shirt because you want to make "a variety of friends."
- Do not slick your bangs to your face and wear "bracelets" in you’re ears because you think that you’re Hood.
- Sex doesn’t make you cool, and if you do have sex don’t tell anyone. Nobody cares, really.
- You are a F-R-E-S-H-M-A-N.. not a "Freshie".. shut up you sound gay.
- Don’t think you’re smart because you filled up water bottles with vodka and snuck it onto your 8th grade field trip. We’ve all done it.. so don’t be proud.
- Don’t try the Emo scene. Just don’t do it.
- DO NOT think that the upperclass girls/guys are your best friends.
- Don’t think that you have privacy now that you’re in high school. Once you’re here, your business is everyone’s business, yes there IS still drama, probably even more.
- Don’t try to sit at upperclassmen lunch tables. You will be picked up and thrown onto the floor.
- You’ll never be as hott as the ’07, ’08, and ’09 ppL. So don’t try.
- Don’t try to act older than you really are. The way you walk, dress, and talk just has freshman written all over you.
- You’re "The Class of ’10’" haha.. enough said.
-If you are black, hispanic, or whatever. WE GET IT, You love your country! Thats peachy but dont make everything a race related issue because your poo still stinks.
-PLEASE NO MORE XXXXL shirts and ridiculously baggy pants on skinny white kids, nobody likes white chocolate. Allow me to kick you in the face.
- If you are going to try and rebel, it most likely won’t work.
- Don’t be a slut. This should be the number one rule.
- DO NOT crowd our halls like cattle, because the upper classmen can (& most likely will), push you out of the way. You will get hurt.
- Don’t try to get with a boy/girl who’s older than you. Chances are, if they are attractive they are taken, & their girlfriend/boyfriend will have no problem effing you up.
Welcome to hell.
Believe me---You can’t win. Have fun being a freshman...for a fun-filled year with no life and no opinion whatsoever.
Sincerely,
-The Classes of ’07, ’08, and ’09
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2006 4:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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I’m gonna steal this and copy it a zillion times and do this. I hope you don’t mind
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2006 4:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: will have no problem effing you up.
You forgot the part about saying "effing" makes you sound like a fag.
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2006 4:07 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I’m gonna steal this and copy it a zillion times and do this.
Well, that’s what he did
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2006 4:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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your mom must be proud
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2006 4:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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LOL, Actually it all depends on what high school you’re going to. If the upper classmen really do take this seriously then you should be scared, but if you’re going into a high school that welcomes you, or has no history of beating on freshman....then you have nothing to worry about.
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2006 4:15 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: considering I am 6’ 1" 160lbs of solid muscle.
Ummm, theres this race...BLACK PEOPLE...They are 6’ 2’’ and 300 pounds at birth....So BE AFRAID!
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2006 4:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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Indians are acting like gangsters? What has the world come to...
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2006 5:55 p.m. - Subject: |
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they think because their not white, they must be black
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2006 6:45 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I am going to be a freshman this year...and I can tell you some of that is true, but I won’t have to much trouble considering I am 6’ 1" 160lbs of solid muscle..just thought I would throw that out there... |
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2006 8:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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Hahahahahahahaha I love this.
Being a senior is soooooooooooo fun.
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2006 10:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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yay Im a Junior! Ohh wait......nobody cares about junior’s. : (
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2006 10:42 p.m. - Subject: |
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God freshman year sucked ass.
I can’t wait to be a sophmore
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2006 10:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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^Yea your lucky Simpson, sophmore year is the best. It’s so damn easy and you’r pretty much used to high school by then also. Have fun.
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2006 10:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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Will do brother, will do
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| Posted: Jul 20, 2006 11:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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I think your Junior year is the best...you’re not REALLY an underclassman anymore, but you’re not top of the pile and so you kinda get to chill out and not have to worry too much about college or anything like that. All you really have to do is make sure you’ve got your credits in order, and take the SAT.
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| Posted: Jul 25, 2006 4:42 p.m. - Subject: |
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Let me guess, you are class of ’09?
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| Posted: Jul 25, 2006 4:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I think your Junior year is the best...you’re not REALLY an underclassman anymore, but you’re not top of the pile and so you kinda get to chill out and not have to worry too much about college or anything like that. All you really have to do is make sure you’ve got your credits in order, and take the SAT.
im gonna be a junior haha woot
i did pretty shitty last yr so i guess ill have to make up for it this yr but i already took the SAT’s and did pretty good
but yeah freshman year sucked.
oh and i got that bulletin on myspace too o_0
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| Posted: Jul 25, 2006 4:59 p.m. - Subject: |
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amen to what orangepeal said.
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| Posted: Jul 25, 2006 5:02 p.m. - Subject: |
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oh and btw, do you mean indian as in "ALALALALALALALALALAL AKMEL!!!!"
or...
"HIYAHUTTTA HIYAHUTTA *continues to dance around fire*
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