Drunk Parents
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| Posted: Jul 26, 2006 8:57 p.m. - Subject: Drunk Parents |
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my mom is drunk and she just hit me with a lemon..lol i no wtf any crazy stories about what u or ur parents have done when thier drunk
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| Posted: Jul 26, 2006 9:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen my parents drunk lmao
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| Posted: Jul 26, 2006 9:02 p.m. - Subject: |
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haha out of all my friends, my parents are the only ones that dont drink. most would be happy about it, but i think it sucks. its much harder to get away with shit.
But yea, once me and my buddy were at his house and his brother was drunk. He though that something was chasing him and climbed up a tree. I keep my bike in his shed when I spend the night and the shed is under the tree. Well he fell out of the tree onto me and it hurt like a motherfucker....yup
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| Posted: Jul 26, 2006 9:03 p.m. - Subject: |
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she just hit me with a comb now....i was makeing tea she sed i put to much sugar in it...and she threw a comb at me......shes a alcoholic
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| Posted: Jul 26, 2006 9:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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my mom came home from a queen consert before and that was the only time i seen her drunk but she was just really quiet
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| Posted: Jul 26, 2006 9:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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LOL
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| Posted: Jul 26, 2006 9:07 p.m. - Subject: |
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my parents dont drink
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| Posted: Jul 26, 2006 9:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Ummm no, my childhood was very good.
Most kids that have a "Perfect" childhood usually end up being faggots (gay) because their not used to dealing with real life shit and problems and they start acting and feeling like bitches (gay).
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'elhoel'
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| Posted: Jul 26, 2006 9:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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I could write a bible on drunk parents, with mine being the perfect story.
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| Posted: Jul 26, 2006 9:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I could write a bible on drunk parents, with mine being the perfect story.
Make an egg! :D
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'elhoel'
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| Posted: Jul 26, 2006 9:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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No, Im not going to do that.
I’ll post just about anything, but I will not post stories of my parents. I am quite open here on the forums with what I do, but I draw my lines with family.
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| Posted: Jul 26, 2006 9:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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My mom beat us in scrabble when she was drunk and everybody else was sober.
I wish my parents drank more, there’s one fucking wine cooler that’s been sitting in the fridge for months, it’s the only alcohol we have in the house.
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| Posted: Jul 26, 2006 9:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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i agree with clegg his parents and his business shouldnt be spread accross the internet as the same as the rest of your parents.....
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| Posted: Jul 26, 2006 9:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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Shouldn’t this go into the Help With Life forum?
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'elhoel'
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| Posted: Jul 26, 2006 9:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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Well here is one happening right now.
My dad went out drinking (Both my parents drink alot of beer everyday so this is not new) and he comes home, eats dinner, passes out on the sunporch. I took a picture because it was funny. He had is head tilted back passed the fuck out. I smuged his face out.
He goes into the bathroom, takes his shorts off and takes a shit in the toilet. His shorts are on the floor right now. He just woke up 5 minutes ago and is stil naked sleeping on the couch.
I wish I could make this shit up, but I cant.
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| Posted: Jul 26, 2006 9:52 p.m. - Subject: |
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ROFL.
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| Posted: Jul 26, 2006 9:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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Nice place ya got there.
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'elhoel'
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| Posted: Jul 26, 2006 9:55 p.m. - Subject: |
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Like I said, I could write a bible.
My sunporch is sweet. Mad chill when nobodies home if you know what I mean ;)
Good place to relax.
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| Posted: Jul 26, 2006 10:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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what the fuck is the pic in the background? theyre wedding picture!?!?!
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| Posted: Jul 26, 2006 10:02 p.m. - Subject: |
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Shit Clegg, nice house!
My dad has a few beers when he comes home, never seen him drunk though.
The last time my mom was drunk was when we were at my aunt’s house. My aunt had these shots of Coco Suave out, and my mom had a few. After we ahd some strawberry cake, we went home. My mom sat on the couch and threw up the cake for a few hours. She was so tired of puking, she just fell asleep right next to her pile of vomit. Thankfully, she threw up on a blanket, so I just balled it up and threw it in the trash.
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