so leik ther wus dis 1 time.
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| Posted: Aug 06, 2006 9:05 p.m. - Subject: so leik ther wus dis 1 time. |
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I had been walking down an alley with 2 friends looking for a blaze spot, when this one bummish guy is sitting next the fence where we usually would smoke. So fuck it we say and keep walking for another spot, when the guy asks us for a cig. No one has any cigs cause we had just chainsmoked them all waiting for our damn shrooms and weed, so we tell him "Nah man nothing" Then he asks us to sell him a joint and we figure hell why not. So we sit down and roll a doob then start smokin with the guy, and he starts goin on and on about his brain tumor, and how he is going to be dead in 3 months or something... now the 4g of mushies Id eaten about 45 minutes ago began to really kick in while he was ranting. And so we keep smoking, he keeps talking and I keep listening, cause at this point its getting interesting watching his face slightly warp and take on odd patterns. Eventually, an eighth in the bong later, we gotta gotta start walkin off to another friends house. On my way all I could think about was that crackhead dying, and all these crazy things about karma and the universe and shit.... so like 2 and a half hours go by and Im tripping fucking balls, but still all I could think about was how sad it was that the bum was gonna be dead in 3 months time. So without telling my buddies I set out to find the guy again, and tell him how sorry I was about his situation(now keep in mind its about 11pm at night by now, pitch black). Im wandering around, all I could think about was these crazy lights all around me, and finding that guy. Took me about 35 minutes to realize I was wandering around outside a stripmall, probably an hour away from where I met the guy, and figure "shit Ill never find him" and start headin home. Low and fucking behold, as soon as I turn the cornor BAM there he is. I tell the guy how sorry I felt for him, and how I was fryin balls on shrooms and he starts telling me about how when he was talking about karma earlier, and how we smoked an eighth of weed with him, that karma always pays you back. Then he hand me a half ounce of weed and says peace bro.
Best fucking night ever.
Bums are awesome.
Karma is great.
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| Posted: Aug 06, 2006 9:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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Well at least you didn’t make it an egg. =)
Cool story
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| Posted: Aug 06, 2006 9:07 p.m. - Subject: |
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so leik ther wus dis 1 time, @ bnd cmap...
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| Posted: Aug 06, 2006 9:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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im sure he gave you that much weed
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| Posted: Aug 06, 2006 9:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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sounds like fun
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| Posted: Aug 06, 2006 9:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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why would he ask you to sell his a joint if he had a half ounce
unless i read that wrong
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| Posted: Aug 06, 2006 9:11 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: you buy shrooms?
my friends pick gallon bags full all the time.
Yeah, I live in Canada’s only desert type area, so they don’t grow at all, and fuck if Im gonna set up a grow kit cause Im just that lazy.
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| Posted: Aug 06, 2006 9:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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And, cause, he had no weed on him at the time, but apparently went a bought a fuckload sometime between when I met him the first time and when I met him the second time.
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| Posted: Aug 06, 2006 9:13 p.m. - Subject: |
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bums are cool
like in pulp fiction
they wonder the earth
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| Posted: Aug 06, 2006 9:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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yaeh wat ninhja said about buying joint and having half ounce sketcy story and usssually sketchy+ bullshit so this is bullshit
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| Posted: Aug 06, 2006 9:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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| Posted: Aug 06, 2006 10:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Well at least you didn’t make it an egg. =)
True.
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| Posted: Aug 06, 2006 10:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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That was an intresting story, you should of spaced it out some. But other than that, it was a good story.
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