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stfk


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Posted: Aug 11, 2006 9:54 a.m. - Subject: Crazy Moms / Parents

Okay, I read a while back that some people’s moms were...just fucking weird and / or mean. And I wanted to bring up the subject of Crazy Moms / Parents.

First off:

My mom

Not crazy at all. Isn’t a bitch, really nice, not nosy at all, just nice. Trusts me, blah blah blah etc...

My Mom’s Friends]/b]

My mom’s friends are mums too (O rly?) and what I infer from what she told me, is that they are just fucking weird. One mom is controlling over EVERYTHING. She reads her daughter’s diary and writes stuff in it, like "When I grow up, I want to be a doctor" blah blah blah. She won’t let her kids get a job or carry any money,because she doesn’t believe it’s "right". She’s really controlling over her kids. Goes through their backpacks, searches their room, etc.

Now, another mom is too loose with her kids. Apparently, she lets them stand on the kitchen table, grab food, eat it while standing up on the table, and then throw it back onto the table. What the fuck?!

And last, but not least, a mom in New Jersey (I fink) let her 13 year old son smoke pot because he did his homework.

I want to ask, HOW THE FUCK DO THESE PEOPLE BECOME PARENTS?! Jesus Christ, if you’re going to be a fuckin’ whackjob, then [b]DON’T HAVE KIDS!!!
It’s that simple!!!

Anyone else know weird / crazy parents?


N-I-C-K


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Posted: Aug 11, 2006 9:57 a.m. - Subject:

a stick of butter


Tyrant


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Posted: Aug 11, 2006 9:58 a.m. - Subject:

All the moms who drown their kids.


trouble-6990


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Posted: Aug 11, 2006 9:59 a.m. - Subject:

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Now, another mom is too loose with her kids. Apparently, she lets them stand on the kitchen table, grab food, eat it while standing up on the table, and then throw it back onto the table.
i would BEAT that kids ass SOOO hard



Posted: Aug 11, 2006 10:00 a.m. - Subject:

my friends mum took my friend to a therapist because he said ’fuck you’ in public.. but my mums pretty cool..


stfk


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Posted: Aug 11, 2006 10:08 a.m. - Subject:

Hahaha, I always cuss in public. My mom’s loose, but not too loose. For instance, none of my other friends can cuss in the house, so when they talk to my other friends they say "Yo man dis guy can cuss in his house", everyone says "Oooooo!!!!". But, one of my not-so-smart friends told his mom, and I quote, "****’s allowed to cuss in the house." So now, his mom probably thinks I’m a dumb hick. Meh.


DaddySpook


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Posted: Aug 11, 2006 10:22 a.m. - Subject:

im gonna be a dad in a matter of weeks but i will have to go through the courts to my baby because its mum is fucked up likes n cant handle that i dont love her and have another g/f!i will be a kick ass dad though!


DaddySpook


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Posted: Aug 11, 2006 10:23 a.m. - Subject:

oh and im 21 and wouldn’t dare cuss infront of my mum,she would kick my ass


Skathe


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Posted: Aug 11, 2006 10:27 a.m. - Subject:

my mom goes through the calls on my phone,asks what my texts messages say,asks who im talking to online,and looks through my room.she tried to put me in couseling for hitting a plastic box.


Valo


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Posted: Aug 11, 2006 10:35 a.m. - Subject:

Anyone remember Bearsarks mom?


StJimmyPyro


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Posted: Aug 11, 2006 10:36 a.m. - Subject:

i am sooo happy about my parents, in fact i thank god for them every day, cause i have friends that have sutch stupid parents, and i know that there are so manny parents that dont care about there kids, and then you got the uptight parents that keep there kids on a 2 inch leash.


stfk


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Posted: Aug 11, 2006 10:37 a.m. - Subject:

HAH! Sucks for all you. If I’m mad at something, I just say "What the fuck?!" and me mum don’t care.

I think my mom isn’t nosy or controlling that much because my parents are divorced (A certain reason why, but I’m not saying. Family issues.), and my mom either:

A: Wants to be better than my dad

or...

B: Feels that we (Brother n me) deserve more.

I’m hinting towards the second one, because of a certain aunt of mine.


stfk


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Posted: Aug 11, 2006 10:41 a.m. - Subject:

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Anyone remember Bearsarks mom?

Still fresh in me mind.
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i will have to go through the courts to my baby because its mum is fucked up likes n cant handle that i dont love her and have another g/f!

Um, maybe because you had sex with her, got bored, and got another girl??? Hmm???


Skathe


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Posted: Aug 11, 2006 10:41 a.m. - Subject:

i can do anything i want when im at my dads,he even said he didnt care if i smoked weed
my mom tries to control everything though


DaddySpook


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Posted: Aug 11, 2006 10:43 a.m. - Subject:

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Um, maybe because you had sex with her, got bored, and got another girl??? Hmm???

theres no maybe there likes nice explaing,but she cant stop me seeing me kid:-D


stfk


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Posted: Aug 11, 2006 10:45 a.m. - Subject:

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i can do anything i want when im at my dads,he even said he didnt care if i smoked weed
my mom tries to control everything though

Oh boy...that’s exactly the same for my parents.

My dad

Works as a flower delivery boy. Is 46-47 years old, lives with his parents (Grandpappa has alzheimers), and stayed in Norway to help his dad, rather than coming back to the US with me, my brother, and my mom. I’m still pretty pissed off at him.

My mom

Has a steady job, gets paid well, has gone through 3-4 houses in the last 2-3 years with my brother and I, and is basically the opposite of my dad.

Yep.


HornyHamsta


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Posted: Aug 11, 2006 10:48 a.m. - Subject:

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she cant stop me seeing me kid:-D
yes she can. its called feminism. She gets custody, you get visitation rights every other weekend. And if she decides not to give them to you, the govt wont enforce them much.


Skathe


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Posted: Aug 11, 2006 10:48 a.m. - Subject:

my moms an artist my dads a craftsmen
their pretty open minded about a lot of stuff


Munky-6773


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Posted: Aug 11, 2006 10:48 a.m. - Subject:

my mum swears all the time, so she dusnt care if I swear and she isn’t controlling or anything, but sumtimes my dad gets pissed off wen I swear


stfk


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Posted: Aug 11, 2006 10:50 a.m. - Subject:

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yes she can. its called feminism. She gets custody, you get visitation rights every other weekend. And if she decides not to give them to you, the govt wont enforce them much.

I still don’t get no fuggin child support....

Is there a way that I could, hypothetically, sue my dad when I’m 18, and get my $5,000+ worth of child support?
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