road rage
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2006 11:08 p.m. - Subject: road rage |
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well i have been driving for a year and a half now and i just encountered my first extreme case of road rage. as many of you older members may know, i am prone to driving fast and i like to be a dick when i drive. some of you might remember the time where i almost went head on with a motorcycle. tonight was different.
im driving on IL route 64 (North ave) which is a 45 MPH zone. im driving in my jeep trying to beat all my friends to our hang out place called Strats. this place is about 5 miles away from where i was prior, so we had a ways to go. i find myself not too far from everyone else and i am almost completely boxed in. i made the decision to cut the guy next to me off and almost rear end the guy in front of me. my jeep was not supposed to make that gap, but being the superior driver, i made it, barely. im driving some more and i look into my rear view mirror and i see an angry white trash face followed by a middle finger that looked like it was going to rocket off his hand. this guy was so pissed off, i actually saw the whites in his eyes and the most evil glare that could put the devil to shame.
this guy decided to ride my ass, so i gave him a nice brake check. for those who dont know what a brake check is, its where you slam on your brakes to see if the guy behind you has their brakes working properly. fortunally for me, his brakes were just fine. his expression got worse. i swear i could see a vein bulging out of his forehead. by this time i decided to be more of an asshole and weave through traffic. i was doing some ballsy maneuvers at 70 MPH in some pretty heavy traffic. this asshole follows; all the way to strats.
luckily for myself, i was the last one to arrive so all my buddies (homies if youre black) were there to back me up. i drive up to my buddy Randy and tell him whats up. so i get parked and out of the car and i see the scariest thing in the world. the guy got out of his mini van with a big ass 12 gauge. randy goes up to the guy all calm and tried to reason with the guy. after about 2 minutes (which seemed like hours) 2 police cars come speeding into the strats parking lot and arrest the guy. i was told by one of the officers that he had 6 warrants for that town (Lombard) and at least 11 other ones in different counties.
this is hands down the scariest moment of my life. i owe Randy my life plus $20. i also owe Kristal (the chick who called the cops) my penis. but seriously if it wasnt for the braveness and quick wits of my 2 friends, i probablly wouldnt be here. as for the asshole i cut off, hes going to prison for at least 30 years for murder, drug, and weapon charges. my only advice to you guys is what goes around comes around.
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2006 11:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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bah bah bah bullshit?
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2006 11:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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Life is better than TV sometimes.
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2006 11:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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hell the fuck no, i couldnt even make up this shit.
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2006 11:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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Guaranteed!! AND you caught a criminal to boot!! COOL!!
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2006 11:37 p.m. - Subject: |
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Don’t road rage unless it’s a soccer mom.
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| Posted: Sep 29, 2006 11:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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the best part was that i had a few before i went to strats.
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YIM
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| Posted: Sep 30, 2006 12:20 a.m. - Subject: |
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this is cool and interesting but u should put this in the blogs
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| Posted: Sep 30, 2006 12:25 a.m. - Subject: |
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Howda ya figure LvL3?
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| Posted: Sep 30, 2006 12:32 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: i also owe Kristal (the chick who called the cops) my penis.
LMFAO
Quote: this is cool and interesting but u should put this in the blogs
Put those kind of comments around my dick.
Anyway, yes, I live about 45 minutes from Lombard, IL people have some road rage. I’d share some stories, but I’m too lazy.
Good read, man!
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| Posted: Sep 30, 2006 1:54 a.m. - Subject: |
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hmm everywhere got road rage. and sometimes i get roadrage.
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| Posted: Sep 30, 2006 7:33 a.m. - Subject: |
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On Pennsylvania Route 28 in Pittsburgh, there is a stretch bounded by railroad tracks on one side, and a church on the other. This area is too narrow to begin with, and lacks shoulders, so any traffic problem causes backups for miles.
After I got through the backup, I saw the problem. Some guy in a little Chevette was obviously having a seizure. The car was parked in the middle of the lane, for lack of anyplace else to put it, and the poor bastard was thrashing uncontrollably in the seat.
The left lane was unblocked, and one car at a time went by, alternating from the left and right lanes. I witnessed people shaking their fists at the seizure goy, and one fat, well-dressed bitch threw a foam cup of coffee at the Chevette’s window. I wouldn’t have put it past some of them to beat up the seizure man in front of everyone.
Supposedly, either the church or the railroad will be relocated within the next ten years and the roadway widened.
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