suggestions to fuck up a car?
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Oct 13, 2006 4:30 p.m. - Subject: suggestions to fuck up a car? |
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ok, my sister goes to a different highschool than me and some girl there is buggin her about shit and always just bitching at her for no reason what so ever. i found out where she lived using canada411.com and now i need to know some good ways to fuck up the car with no way of being caught. i don’t wanna mess it up too bad, just small stuff that will do damage over time like rusting the gas tank.
any other small suggestions at getting back at her would be appriciated.
also, could somebody tell me what sugar in the gas tank does and how to wreck the cars paint?
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| Posted: Oct 13, 2006 4:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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Spill milk all over the car. Pure hell, and no physical damage to the car.
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| Posted: Oct 13, 2006 4:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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I’ve also wondered what sugar in the gas tank does.
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| Posted: Oct 13, 2006 4:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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sugar does nothing, but bleach makes it rust overnight.
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| Posted: Oct 13, 2006 4:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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i remember reading something about rusting the gas tank but i don’t remember how to do it.
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| Posted: Oct 13, 2006 4:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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ok, how about you go put some bleach in a gas tank and take pictures of before and after.
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| Posted: Oct 13, 2006 5:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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The theory behind adding sugar to the gas tank is this. When the sugar is poured into the gas tank, it is supposed to dissolve into the gasoline. Then, when the gas is drawn into the combustion chamber, and burned, the extremely high temperatures melt the sugar forming a sort of gross caramel type stuff. This stuff adheres to the piston, cylinder walls, valves and other parts of the engine and then hardens. This is supposed to cause the engine to freeze up and be rendered useless. There is much controversy as to whether or not sugar will in fact make an engine seize up, or if its just an urban legend. Some people say that gassoline is not capable of dissolving sugar, and therefore the sugar would be caught it the fuel filter or just sink to the bottom of the gas tank. Still others claim that this is a sure fire way to kill a car. I dont know for sure because I’ve never tried it myself, but if you’re not looking to do serious damage, don’t take a chance with the sugar.
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| Posted: Oct 13, 2006 5:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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Toothpaste fucks up the paint job.
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| Posted: Oct 13, 2006 6:22 p.m. - Subject: |
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Sugar is polar so it won’t dissolve in gasoline.
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| Posted: Oct 13, 2006 7:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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Take a shit in the gas tank and see what happens. Seriously, it doesn’t take that much brain power to figure out how to "fuck up a car".
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| Posted: Oct 13, 2006 7:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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Sugar won’t fuck up the gas tank, but The Blob will!
http://www.electromax.com/kooky.html
Try the Lock Out Drops as well.
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| Posted: Oct 13, 2006 7:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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How to totally F-up a car with a cigarette lighter!
Use the egg search engine.
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