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GangHospitalForACripple


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Posted: Oct 29, 2006 7:08 p.m. - Subject: Drug test.

Well, I have been looking for a job for quite a long while, and I found a job I can get a K-mart, well, they drug test, and I have no money to buy a cleaning kit, does anyone know of somthing I can use to pass it?


orangepeal35


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Posted: Oct 29, 2006 7:10 p.m. - Subject:

Apparently some kid i know had a drug test, so he drank a lot, like two gallons, of water and he passed. I’m almost sure it wouldn’t work, but it’s worth the try.


trouble-6990


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Posted: Oct 29, 2006 7:13 p.m. - Subject:

lots of tea and water


Clegg


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Posted: Oct 29, 2006 7:13 p.m. - Subject:

I’ve heard drinking alot of water just dilutes your urine alot and you have to re-take it because the water is too watery.

Well thc is stored in your fat cells so if you work out to burn the thc away and drink alot of water it should all get out.

how heavy of a smoker are you? just stop smoking until the test is over.


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Posted: Oct 29, 2006 7:13 p.m. - Subject:

yeah i always herd that, if you drink a shitload of water then your good, or do what my friend did. take someones piss(clean of course) put it in a condom, keep in pants ,and take a pin and poke a hole in it when needed.


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Posted: Oct 29, 2006 7:15 p.m. - Subject:

also, it takes a a few days to get the thc out of your body, depends on how often you smoke, and how potent the stuff was.


SkoolBoi89


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Posted: Oct 29, 2006 7:27 p.m. - Subject:

you cant use someone elses piss becuase when u get done peeing the nurse or dude writes down if it was fresh by checking if its warm, if not then they write down its de5cription also they’ll know if sumthins wrong. thats wat they did to me


orangepeal35


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Posted: Oct 29, 2006 7:51 p.m. - Subject:

THC can stay in your body for months sometimes.


Justsomepunkasskid


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Posted: Oct 29, 2006 8:18 p.m. - Subject:

umm simple dont do drugs?


UnHoly


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Posted: Oct 29, 2006 8:19 p.m. - Subject:

but he has ^


Justsomepunkasskid


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Posted: Oct 29, 2006 8:21 p.m. - Subject:

well dude i know that! im just saying next time dont


Verb-Tastic


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Posted: Oct 29, 2006 9:18 p.m. - Subject:

well the stupidest thing i have heard and not even sure if it will even work is drink bleach dilluted with water followed by milk, if anyone is that desperate to pass a drug test than....well, i dont even know.


FetusKing


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Posted: Oct 29, 2006 9:20 p.m. - Subject:

go to a liquor store and buy that shit called Vale.


GrimGem


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Posted: Oct 29, 2006 10:30 p.m. - Subject:

Make some Garlic Noodles (spaggetti (SP) cooked and then friend with chopped up cloves of garlic in a pan [use parmesan cheese though makes it taste better]) and drink Vinegar. Vinegar cleans you out good. You can also eat things with vinegar in it. Chicken Ado-Bo is a Fillipino food. SO much vinegar in it but pretty tasty.


Pentium


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Posted: Oct 29, 2006 10:44 p.m. - Subject:

mmmm....Noodles.


Linux


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Posted: Oct 29, 2006 11:06 p.m. - Subject:

Do it without trying to aviod it. If you dont get it its your fault for doing drugs.


Buklao


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Posted: Oct 29, 2006 11:53 p.m. - Subject:

pop a couple Niacin (vitamin B3) before and after you smoke or pop 5 now and down a gallon of cranberry juice or something citrous like orange juice. Just a gallon so you wont dillute you piss. oh and edible vinegar would work too.


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Posted: Oct 30, 2006 2:18 a.m. - Subject:

cranberry juice will clean it out
   
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