What the fuck should I do?
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2006 10:35 a.m. - Subject: What the fuck should I do? |
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I have been in a relationship for two years. I got dumped on Wednesday. I was obviously upset, and so was she. She wouldn’t pick up the phone, and has been in her room alone most of the time. After two years, I wanted to make sure she’s OK. I go to see her this morning, and her fucking brother comes and jumps me! I pulled some Judo move on him, and started throwing him around like a ball, then he punched me. I got pissed and punched his mouth ino a pole. Stupid prick. I go to see her again, and he goes all phsyco on me! When I get home I discover the ring and necklace I gave her in an envolope. I need to makesure she’s OK, but she’s in her room and her brother keeps going phsyco. I can’t just fuck him up then go into her house. What can I do?
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2006 10:37 a.m. - Subject: |
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Talk to her at school?
Stand outside her window with a big boombox and blare music?
Kill her brother?
Talk to her parents?
Send her a letter?
Message her on MySpace?
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2006 10:39 a.m. - Subject: |
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Stick it in her ass and bang some other girls.
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2006 10:47 a.m. - Subject: |
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beat the fucking hell out of the brother. wash off the blood and go talk to her!.
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2006 1:46 p.m. - Subject: josho yeeeaaaahhh! |
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josh your really gay. you should just have sex with her brother like i know you really want to and then make this ho that dumped you some sandwiches to make up for it. A nice turkey and swiss should do the trick. your gay. barp
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2006 1:48 p.m. - Subject: i’m so big |
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i wouldn’t blame her for dumping you because your really gay. i mean it. you are the gayest kid ever. your so gay while i’m so big!
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2006 1:51 p.m. - Subject: sex |
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i’m going to bang the shit out of your ex-girlfriend ohhhh yeah and then i’m going to rub greasy grilled cheese all over her nasty lumpy body. i should probably turn the lights out but then i wouldn’y be able to see her crying. your gay. "my girlfriend doesn’t like me, i’m so gay" god your gay. barp
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2006 1:55 p.m. - Subject: |
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Barp,
60% of your posts are flames, no one knows who the hell you are. I suggest you quit while you’re ahead.
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2006 2:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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Yeah, I’ll agree with that Johansson.
Barp!! If you’ve got nothing good to say, don’t say a thing!!
*points and shakes finger*
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2006 2:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Stand outside her window with a big boombox and blare music?
Shock the monkey!
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2006 2:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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Buy her a puppy. SHe’ll have two choices:
A)keep it and love you\\
B)eat it and name it after you!
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2006 2:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Stand outside her window with a big boombox and blare music?
psychological warfare...
Quote: her brother keeps going phsyco. I can’t just fuck him up then go into her house.
i was also thinking...
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2006 2:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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dude give her space like a week then go climb in her window and give her a good fucking
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| Posted: Nov 23, 2006 5:56 p.m. - Subject: Josh you’re gay |
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What i would do is, oh wait i forgot to say you’re gay. If i were you, I would run straight into upcoming traffic and then have some thex with the girl’s parents. Threesome YEAH!!!. And then.......say barp. and if she doesnt take you back by then, you should just rape the shit out of her. Until shits all over your dick. Dude........thex.
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| Posted: Nov 23, 2006 5:59 p.m. - Subject: |
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one sexual move: shocker.
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| Posted: Nov 25, 2006 9:07 a.m. - Subject: |
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I tried answering this the other night but I hadn’t figured out how to get around that glitch yet. As a woman, and with no explaination as to why she dumped you, it sounds like someone told her you were cheating. Either move on, fess up and do a lot of ass kissing, or prove yourself innocent.
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| Posted: Nov 25, 2006 9:13 a.m. - Subject: |
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That was a 2-day bump! God I hate restarting topics that are not mine.
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| Posted: Nov 25, 2006 9:17 a.m. - Subject: |
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ok man..i know what u are goin through..i went though it a few months ago..only diffrence is i hads to deal with her dad...he would say he was gunna call the cops and shit...so i said to him can i just talk to u about it...so really i think when u go there u should just say to her brother can i please just talk to u about this..if he agrees to talk about it then tell him how u feel about her and that u just wanna make sure that she is ok and u just wanna say good bye to her..if he dosent accept then say fuck u and get in at all costs..k.o out the fucker do what ever it takes..cuz right now i bet she wants to talk to u..she just dosent know how to right now..so once u get in her room you are gunna have to do alot of the talking..if she dosent answer u then just keep talking to her.dont get mad at her cuz u dont want that.try and work things out so the relationship just dosent end like hitting a brick wall at 200mph.but if she dosent want to talk to u man then u have to accept that and tell her that your sorry for wasting her time and just leave...now im not saying just stop loving her.cuz u cant after that long of a time..and im not saying kill her brother eather..just be mature about this and use your head..best of luck to u man...sorry 4 the long post.
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| Posted: Nov 25, 2006 9:27 a.m. - Subject: |
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Date married women.
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