Oldest organism?
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2006 2:57 p.m. - Subject: Oldest organism? |
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Does anybody know what thing on Earth lives the longest life span, and how long?
Not talking about trees or anything, I mean like something that moves and breathes and eats. Lol wow I sounded dumb there.. But anyone know?
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Master Egg
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AIM
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2006 3:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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Your mom.
Nope, I do not.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2006 3:02 p.m. - Subject: |
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Lol Tyrant, for some reason I wasnt expecting that your mom comment even though I should have.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2006 3:07 p.m. - Subject: |
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your penis! AHAHHAHHAHAHA LMAO LMAO AHHAA
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2006 3:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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i think its the galapagos tortoise. Dont know if i spelled that right though
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2006 3:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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lol i thought the topic said orgasim
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2006 3:17 p.m. - Subject: |
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A virus.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2006 3:17 p.m. - Subject: |
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The longest orgasm was from YOUR MOM when I was with her....How was that?
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2006 3:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16265479&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=exclusive--the-oldest-creature-on-earth-name_page.html
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2006 3:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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Yea bonespliter I was thinking it would be something microscopic.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2006 3:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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I read "oldest orgasm" and started laughing. That reminds me of Epidemik.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2006 3:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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the longest orgasm is that of a pig. it lasts 30 minutes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2006 3:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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and bonesplitter, viruses arent considered to be alive, they cant independently reproduce nor do they use energy.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2006 3:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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How can a virus exist without using energy ? :S Thats fucked up..
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2006 3:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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oh shit i had to do a report on viruses
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2006 7:17 p.m. - Subject: |
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i thought it said "orgasim" too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
its funny
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2006 7:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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was that neccesary?^^^
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2006 7:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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hmm i cant find it myself...but i know its either the Bowhead Whale(which may also be the worlds oldest mammal, or a certain breed of tortoise.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2006 7:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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I did some googling, its some fuckin tortoise that is over 250 years old or something and is good for another 20 years.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Nov 10, 2006 7:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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My orgasm last for 300 years.
haha.. ha *cough*
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