My Cat Is A FUCKING Retard.
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2006 5:59 p.m. - Subject: My Cat Is A FUCKING Retard. |
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Seriously, I need some help here. She’s stupid. She doesn’t know how to take a shit. Whenever she does, she shits outside of the litter box. Does anybody have a solution how to fix this ?
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2006 6:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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Kill it? Hit it? Train it better? Everytime it doesn’t shit in the right place say "Nooo look what you did!" and rub its face in it.
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2006 6:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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Feed it Liquid parafin and chain it to the inside of the litterbox..
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2006 6:02 p.m. - Subject: |
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Oh, and getting rid of her isn’t an option. I love her =D
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2006 6:03 p.m. - Subject: |
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Euthanasia
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2006 6:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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When it shits out of place, you shit out of place. Shit ON the cat :D
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2006 6:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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Fill its ass with cement? I am almost 100% sure that would work.
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2006 6:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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Sounds like a personal problem to me. But what you do is rub it’s face in it, and then take it to the litter box and stick it’s face in there too. If it’s a kitten still it will probably learn pretty quickly. They also have this spray shit that attracts cats.. so if you go to a pet store and buy it, you can spray some in the litter box.. and if your cat has any brains at all it might just start shitting in there.
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2006 6:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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hahahahaha i found a kitty on the road, and it already knows how to take a shit in a litter box XD
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2006 6:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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i hate cats personally....but with dogs, whenever they do anything right as a puppy, i give them a treat, and they learn pretty quickly from that
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2006 6:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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My cat would shit in my god damn bathtub, so Id clean it out, fill the tub all the way up and close the curtain, needless to say she dont shit in the tub.
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2006 6:22 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i104/salamanderhead/198383.jpg
Get a picture of this guy and print it out. Put the picture in the litter box and the cat will definetly shit on it.
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2006 6:23 p.m. - Subject: |
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Or the alien guy.. either works..
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2006 6:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: i give them a treat,
then your dog is a fatass with diabetes . Whenver my dog did anything right I would NOT kick her
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2006 6:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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Shit i fucked it up
Get a picture of this guy and print it out. Put the picture in the litter box and the cat will definetly shit on it.
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2006 6:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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Give it muscle relaxants, shove it in a vase. Shove a straw in his mouth and only feed him water & crackers
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2006 6:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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Or sell the cat on the asian market.
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2006 6:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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[quote[ Give it muscle relaxants, shove it in a vase. Shove a straw in his mouth and only feed him water & crackers [/quote]
ROFL!.. sounds liek what they did to me back in naamm
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| Posted: Nov 13, 2006 6:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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I like to pull her "jingle madness" toy and drag it up to the filled bathtub and she’d jump in.
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