How I killed a farmer
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2006 12:52 p.m. - Subject: How I killed a farmer |
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It was late one night at a party. I was at this party. It was about 10:49 PM and I was outside. The party we’re speaking of was near a farm. I was curious about the farm all night. I got high, and just let my curiosity take over.
I went to the farm, slowly cracking the barn door (no pun intended). What I saw were sheep, horses, and cows. The sheep were sleeping, the cows eating. The horse was pissing. I saw the farmer facing the wall. It looked like he was jacking off. As I got closer I saw he was skinning a baby.
I got pissed, picked up a machete near me (i had the choice of a machete or scythe, the scythe was broekn so the farmer apparently substituted a machete). I raised it above my head, but as I did, I knocked over a lantern.
The cow turned around and got scared. The horse looked at me and said "your moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air". The enxt day, I got my shit ready, and whistled for a cab. Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare. But I thought now forget it, yo homes to bel-air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air
A PICTURE OF ME AT MY NEW HOME:
http://tinyurl.com/ydxz5b
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2006 1:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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O rly? tat makes you a?
uber fag. suck my cock you wigger goth douche rocket :D
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2006 1:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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Settle down kiddies.
I don’t get the point of this.
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2006 1:02 p.m. - Subject: |
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Basically Haze, its proff ecko is a weekend butt buddy to various niggers in Prison.
mmm Fergilicous
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2006 1:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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You’ve made dumb ass topics like this like 5 times.
The whole Fresh Prince of Bel-Air shit is FUCKING STUPID AND NOT FUNNY
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2006 1:07 p.m. - Subject: |
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mmmmm Ebil, im suggesting youve never been to Bel-Air?
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2006 1:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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btw, i realized ive been spelling fer-ga-licious wrong about 2-3 minutes ago. fuck.
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2006 1:11 p.m. - Subject: |
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wow...jsut wow...if thats your comeback....wow...how many pages did you go back to find that? Ahh well I know I didnt, and you know. sigh....
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2006 1:21 p.m. - Subject: |
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repeat those words
"I didnt do shit"
thats enough. I chose not to. BTW, im friends with that nigger now. lawlercaust.
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2006 1:21 p.m. - Subject: |
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Slayer, its not funny
and I bet ecko could kick your ass.
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2006 1:25 p.m. - Subject: |
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who the hell are you valo? btw i love the assumption of "d00d i totly bet ecko culd kick ur ass n00b lawl" its a very smart assumption, when you know nothing about me. He probably could. Lets hear your stast ecko, you fucking bottomfeeding fucker. im around 5’7 117 lbs.
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2006 1:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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btw, i think he could kick my ass ONLY if the following conditions are met
your older than me by at least a year (15)
bigger than me (height, weight)
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2006 1:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: who the hell are you valo?
I haven’t logged on in a while.
Quote: love the assumption of "d00d i totly bet ecko culd kick ur ass n00b lawl
Me too.
I don’t know why people start arguments on the INTERNET
and you cant prove a point because NO ONE GIVES A SHIT
so stop with all your insults because THEY ARE NOT WORKING.
Im saying this to everyone, not only slayer.
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2006 1:31 p.m. - Subject: |
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Slayer, have you been partaking of the devils weed?
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2006 1:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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well, nice dude, at least you say it to everyone. but dude, im not the one who started shit. It was Ecko.notice he was the first one to say shit. W/E i dont give a fuck.
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2006 1:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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ironically, i ahve been on 420 forums. BTW, yes ecko, if you consider kicking someones ass simply swinging them around, and falling down just doing that.
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2006 1:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: your older than me by at least a year (15)
bigger than me (height, weight)
Not really true,
if you went to my school you’d know.
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2006 1:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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yes ecko, but it wasnt really a "fight" anyways. No fists dude. Or kicks. He grappled me, ja, but it jsut wasnt a fight. BTW 90 lbs? Id probably kick your ass if you didnt box. Nigger where the hell do you take a boxing class? If you are a boxer, would you say it does you any good in a fight?
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2006 1:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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i need to go take a shit. im gonna get off RE...boring right now =/
peace guys.
Bel Air niggers
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| Posted: Nov 22, 2006 1:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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Slayer, you aren’t anything. Who the fuck do you tihnk you are? You think you can just come on RE and start running the place? Learn your fucking place.
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