Cunts trying to break in.....
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Dec 17, 2006 3:27 a.m. - Subject: Cunts trying to break in..... |
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Im home alone. My mums away for a couple days.
My dogs been barking like fucking crazy for the past 10mins.
I went to the door and kicked him when i noticed a loud noise coming from beneath our varenda then someone running past our stairwell towards the downstairs part of our house....
I’m about to go down there. I’ve got a pocket knife, 3 fart bombs and a fake ninja sword.
Wish me luck.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Dec 17, 2006 3:29 a.m. - Subject: |
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wishes you luck, If you die can I have your account.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Dec 17, 2006 3:29 a.m. - Subject: |
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haha holy crap!!
Look just make sure all the doors and windows are locked and call the police RIGHT NOW!!
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Dec 17, 2006 3:30 a.m. - Subject: |
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oh also instead of a pocket knife why dont you go to the kichen and get a bigger one OR a bat
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| Posted: Dec 17, 2006 3:30 a.m. - Subject: |
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Its really scaring me, cause im not sure sort of people they are. They have already gotten into the play room, downstairs. I’ve herd the door open a couple times.
I’ve got a plan. I’m going to play some Cannibal Corpse Music really loud using my super funkboombox. Walk outside with some party poppers, shoot 5 off at once. And swear in a deep voice for a couple minuites.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Dec 17, 2006 3:30 a.m. - Subject: |
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lol u had time to write this rofl. are they abogodiginals? they try to brake into houses in my street constantly. dad bashed one the other day
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| Posted: Dec 17, 2006 3:32 a.m. - Subject: |
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dude call ya friends and go down there and mc bash them. get something long so there outta reach
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Dec 17, 2006 3:32 a.m. - Subject: |
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If they figure out im some 16 year old kid, home alone. Im absolutly fucked. I need a backup plan.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Dec 17, 2006 3:32 a.m. - Subject: |
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NO kirko DO NOT TRY TO TAKE MATTERS INTO YOUR OWN HANDS.
Let your dog protect you and call the police NOW
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| Posted: Dec 17, 2006 3:34 a.m. - Subject: |
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I am fucking dead serious about this. Im surrounded by old people. But theres one guy around the corner whos phone number i am looking up right now.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Dec 17, 2006 3:35 a.m. - Subject: |
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Kirko Run like FUCK!! go over your back wall or into your Neighbors Yard!! thats what i did last time!! JUst run and get help!!
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Dec 17, 2006 3:36 a.m. - Subject: |
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ok now if this was happening to me, id get my musket and put my bayonet on it and go after them
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Dec 17, 2006 3:36 a.m. - Subject: |
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NO JUST CALL THE FUCKING COPS NOW!!!!
THESE PEOPLE OBVIOUSLY KNOW YOUR HOME ALONE AND ARE BOLD ENOUGH TO COME RIGHT IN AND MAKE ALOT OF NOISE.
they know your there, you need to call the police right now im serious too!
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| Posted: Dec 17, 2006 3:38 a.m. - Subject: |
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It will be the people who robbed your house, they always return to get all the shit you get back from insurance, now is your chance for revenge. I suggest you lock up your dog, You dont want it to get injured. Get a hammer or a large knife, fuck fart bombs wtf are they going to do. And just run through your house loudly and check every corner of your house. Good luck man. I also suggest you call 111 or what ever your emergency number is and on the main operator say this in panicked voice," I think someone has broken inside my house" The put the phone down, leave it off the hook, they normally always come if you do that, not just say shit like. " well ring your parents" make sure your music isnt playing if you ring them.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Dec 17, 2006 3:38 a.m. - Subject: |
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ok where do you live garg? the cops usually take about 10mins to get there. and kirkos on the gold coast so that cood take more time
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Dec 17, 2006 3:39 a.m. - Subject: |
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unless you know how many of them are in the house, or that they DONT have weapons with them then you need to call the police.
your going to out numbered!! just pick up your phone now and call someone!!!
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Dec 17, 2006 3:39 a.m. - Subject: |
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There on the fucking varanda. going to bedroom locking myself in and caling cops doors are all locked. Final post from me until i think this is over.
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| Posted: Dec 17, 2006 3:40 a.m. - Subject: |
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it doesnt matter where i live he needs to call them now!!!
the sooner the better!!
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Dec 17, 2006 3:41 a.m. - Subject: |
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come on man. id go take them on. although i am from nsw and we know how to handle robbers
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Dec 17, 2006 3:42 a.m. - Subject: |
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yeah hey if you can see them and you are absolutely sure you will have the upper hand then go for an ass beating.
if not then call the cops now!! i dont know what there is to think about...
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