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Silancer

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Posted: Dec 21, 2006 11:30 p.m. - Subject: Fake pregnancy
My brother Phished some girl’s password on AIM Via Stoner’s egg that he posted a while back...he was giving out some guys number saying to call it for a good time once he got on her name....take a look at this conversation between my brother and his "mother"


NCJ Zelei: what kind of a good time are you offering?
K Shybaby: fuck
NCJ Zelei: is this how my daughter speaks to her beloved mother
K Shybaby: yes
NCJ Zelei: i am not happy
K Shybaby: fuck u bitch i hate u
NCJ Zelei: what is up with you
K Shybaby: i cant stand u
NCJ Zelei: are you on drugs or something
K Shybaby: mom ur just like all the rest of them
NCJ Zelei: like who
K Shybaby: nm
NCJ Zelei: what is that
K Shybaby: com im just mad right know
K Shybaby: ok fuck
NCJ Zelei: mad at who
K Shybaby: sry
K Shybaby: u and ppls
NCJ Zelei: we will talk tomorrow as i don’t appreciate your language
K Shybaby: do u stel love me?
K Shybaby: hello
K Shybaby: mom
NCJ Zelei: you know that i will always love you but i do not have to always like some of the things that you do. i wish that i knew what was going on
NCJ Zelei: were you with christina tonight
K Shybaby: mom i had sex last night and i think i am pregnant
NCJ Zelei: why do you think that
K Shybaby: cus he did not get out in time mom im sry
NCJ Zelei: aren’t you on the pill
K Shybaby: i shold have told u sooner
NCJ Zelei: call the doctor in the a.m.
K Shybaby: i stoped taken it
NCJ Zelei: when and why
K Shybaby: i dont know
NCJ Zelei: you can’t have sex if you are not going to take care of yourself
K Shybaby: mom i need u right know
K Shybaby: i know
NCJ Zelei: im here. do you want to come over
K Shybaby: what do i do?
K Shybaby: mom
NCJ Zelei: talk to the doctor in the am. do you want to have a baby now
K Shybaby: no
K Shybaby: hel no
K Shybaby: hell*
NCJ Zelei: calm down
K Shybaby: ok
NCJ Zelei: you need to get a good night’s sleep so you can think clearly in the am.
NCJ Zelei: say your prayers and ask god for help and guidance
K Shybaby: mom he was black
K Shybaby: omg
NCJ Zelei: do you want to take that morning after pill again. was it fonzie
K Shybaby: dad will kil me mom
NCJ Zelei: who was it
K Shybaby: c.j
NCJ Zelei: who is that
K Shybaby: u dont know him
K Shybaby: i meet him last night
NCJ Zelei: where is he from? is this being fair to fonzie? you can’t just sleep around with every guy you meet.
K Shybaby: i know
NCJ Zelei: where are you in your cycle
K Shybaby: yes
NCJ Zelei: could you be at the time to get pregnant
K Shybaby: maybe
K Shybaby: but hey he was big tho
NCJ Zelei: you need to talk to dr. williams and then seriously talk to yourself about acceptable behavior especially if you’re supposed to be an adult.
K Shybaby: lol
K Shybaby: it doesent matter tho mom im sry ok
NCJ Zelei: you need to practice self control
K Shybaby: i dont know what to do
K Shybaby: i know
NCJ Zelei: call in the a.m. and go see the dr.
NCJ Zelei: do not wait!!!!!
K Shybaby: ok mom have u ever had black guy befor?
K Shybaby: ok
NCJ Zelei: no and i don’t intend to
NCJ Zelei: i also think that we need to have a serious discussion before you go back to school
K Shybaby: i was drinking so
NCJ Zelei: how much and why
K Shybaby: i was at a party and ya
K Shybaby: lil voka
K Shybaby: vodka*
NCJ Zelei: you need to learn how to say no
K Shybaby: it felt so good tho mom
NCJ Zelei: you have your whole life ahead of you and it can be great if you make good decisions
NCJ Zelei: i am worried about you
K Shybaby: i am too
NCJ Zelei: let’s talk tomorrow
K Shybaby: thanks for beeing there for me
NCJ Zelei: did you drink today
K Shybaby: a lil
NCJ Zelei: where
K Shybaby: at the same party
NCJ Zelei: the party was again today? i thought you were with christina
K Shybaby: we did it again but he got out this time tho
K Shybaby: i lied to u im sry mom
K Shybaby: we need to talk more
NCJ Zelei: katie this behavior is not acceptable. how do you ever want me to trust you if you are not honest with me
NCJ Zelei: i appreciate the honesty now but it is a little late
K Shybaby: mom im sry i mest up
K Shybaby: how offten do u have sex?
NCJ Zelei: we all make mistakes but we need to learn from them. you need to value yourself and be happy with yourself. you can’t depend on a guy to make you happy. your self concept should be better than that
NCJ Zelei: call the dr. in the am. and then call me afterwards
K Shybaby: i know u taught me better i know
NCJ Zelei: go to bed, turn off your phone and rest. you need to make decisons with a clear head and not the way you are feeling now
K Shybaby: mom im doing it alot
NCJ Zelei: say your prayers. doing what a lot
K Shybaby: sex mom
NCJ Zelei: you have got to stop before you do yourself some serious harm
NCJ Zelei: if you are addicted to sex, they have groups that can help
K Shybaby: i know but how ooften do u do it
K Shybaby: often*
K Shybaby: i get it from u or dad
NCJ Zelei: it is probably the fascination of it for you because you are so young but i am more worried about what you might catch from strangers
K Shybaby: ya ur right
NCJ Zelei: i don’t think you get that from me or dad. i thnk it is tied to how you feel about yourself
K Shybaby: mom i need help
NCJ Zelei: i think some counseling when you go back to school may be a good thing. now about dad and me but what you are dealing with - sex, pressure, etc.
K Shybaby: ok
K Shybaby: even black guys
K Shybaby: i need to do somthing fast
K Shybaby: i might have crabs too i dont know tho
NCJ Zelei: i know that if you start with some talking in jan. that by june you will be feeling much better. there is nothing wrong with liking black guys but you need to ask yourself for what reason. is is rebellious and attentin getting
NCJ Zelei: what is crabs
NCJ Zelei: do you want me to go with you in the a.m.
K Shybaby: yes
K Shybaby: i might have somthing bad
NCJ Zelei: ok. wht is crabs
NCJ Zelei: i need to be prepared
K Shybaby: yes
K Shybaby: like herpes.
NCJ Zelei: ok.
NCJ Zelei: good night. l love you
K Shybaby: i was belden when i woke up too
K Shybaby: ok mom i love u too
NCJ Zelei: do you want to go to the emergency room now
K Shybaby: no its ok
K Shybaby: he was very big
K Shybaby: tho
K Shybaby: that might be it
NCJ Zelei: why do you keep saying that
K Shybaby: saying what?
NCJ Zelei: are black guys supposed to be bigger than white
K Shybaby: i guess
K Shybaby: thats what they say
NCJ Zelei: is that why they say that once you have had black you wiill never goback
K Shybaby: ya
NCJ Zelei: let’s take care of this situation and then go from there. ok
K Shybaby: ok mom i love u talk in the a.m love u bye
NCJ Zelei: bye. I LOVE YOU!!!!!!


Silancer

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Egg Points: 1457
Posts: 142
AIM YIM

Posted: Dec 21, 2006 11:50 p.m. - Subject:
I have no clue what-so-ever, lol....but if i had to guess, i would say 16-18


FireFanatic

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Member Lvl: 49
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Posted: Dec 21, 2006 11:59 p.m. - Subject:
Didn’t read, to long


Silancer

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Member Lvl: 11
Egg Points: 1457
Posts: 142
AIM YIM

Posted: Dec 21, 2006 11:59 p.m. - Subject:
Rachie, My brother convinced this girl she was her daughter and that she had sex at a party last night and now she thinks shes pregnant and her mom was flipping out, lol


Silancer

Power Egg
Member Lvl: 11
Egg Points: 1457
Posts: 142
AIM YIM

Posted: Dec 22, 2006 12:00 a.m. - Subject:
firefanatic, if you didn’t read it, why in the fuck did you bother commenting on it?
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