Considering that you spell like a 4 year old girl having a tantrum and are such a fucktard im going to help you out with your spelling.

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A L RIGHT I SEE ALOT OF PEOPLE MAKE EGGS ON HOW TO FUK UP SUM ONES CAR AND TO BE HONEST THERE ALL Not SO GOOD AND TAKE TO LONG.

couple years bak me and my friends were at a park there was a base ball field there and a base ball shelter so me and my friends climed up and my friends r scared of heights so i started to jump on da shelter to scare dem i was making alot of noise it was around 12 in da mourning and dis guy came out wit a bow and arrow and threatend to kill me and my friends so heres wat we did to his car.

after he said get out of here u little punks we went home grabed sum coke and sum eggs we went bak to da park and his car was out there so we got a few eggs craked dem opened and poured it all over da hood we got da coke and poured dat all over da roof of da car by mourning it should try and wen ge cleans it of da paint should cum of .

it cost him like a one thousand dollars to re paint his car and it cost me 2 buks 2 eggs and a can of coke.

okay dats my eggs please rate fairly and please dont say ur a dik u copied and all dis shit just be nice and if u know dis already dont fukin start calling me a retard


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As of late I’ve seen a number of eggs discussing ideas on how to fuck up an individuals car, however the eggs are low quality (similar to this one) and take too long.

A couple of years back a group of friends and I were at a local baseball shelter; we climbed up onto the roof, and began to jump on it. Shortly after we were confronted by a man with a bow and arrow, threatening to kill both my friends and I; in retaliation we decided to fuck up his car.

After he stopped harassing us, we went to our homes, grabbed a number of eggs and a bottle of coke.
From here we went to the guys car, and smeared the eggs over the bonnet, whilst pouring coke over it; this concoction caused the paint on the car to come off when the guy decides to clean it.

The damage done to the car cost him approximately $1000

In Conclusion I did copy this egg from somewhere, and enjoy people voting 0* on both this egg and my profile