fastest easiest least painful way to commit suicide is?
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Newb
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| Posted: May 27, 2005 11:26 p.m. - Subject: fastest easiest least painful way to commit suicide is? |
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How would you people go about committing suicide as painless and un time consuming as possible? and if you wouldnt go about doing it , just name what you know :-P
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| Posted: May 27, 2005 11:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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there was a thread about this somewhere...i’d go keisers way i can’t remeber what it was but it was painful and time consuming though
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| Posted: May 27, 2005 11:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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Don’t kill yourself, please.
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| Posted: May 27, 2005 11:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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Don’t kill yourself, please.
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| Posted: May 27, 2005 11:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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I’d be a man about it and whip out some sepuku
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| Posted: May 27, 2005 11:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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step on little shards of glass ontill your bleeding really bad, then dunk your feet in saltwater and then carterize then with a torch, then dip them in honney, tie yourself upside down on a small rotting log, overhanging a large waterfall, now wait until a hongery bear somes along wanting some honey, when he steps on the log, trying to eat you, it will breack causing both out you to fall to your short, painless, iminant death
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| Posted: May 27, 2005 11:45 p.m. - Subject: |
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Lol, yeah seppuku... But like metallica said, dont do it, Even if it doesnt seem like it right now, life really is worth living. Trust me, i was where you were once, there was about 17 times i allmost killed myself, Dont do it dude, It’ll get better.
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| Posted: May 28, 2005 1:51 a.m. - Subject: |
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maybe loosing an eye will loosen your tongue.
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| Posted: May 28, 2005 1:54 a.m. - Subject: |
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And on the note of killing thousands of people...here is a helpful link.
http://www.webspawner.com/users/nukes
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| Posted: May 28, 2005 1:55 a.m. - Subject: |
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I once thought about suicide because life was really shitty during this one week. As I was going home from school, I passed over a bridge and actually contemplated jumping off of it. Life is too precious to end, so if you are thinking of it, don’t do it you fool!
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| Posted: May 28, 2005 4:58 a.m. - Subject: |
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Watch an Old man strip and chock on my vomit!
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| Posted: May 28, 2005 5:21 a.m. - Subject: |
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well don’t slit your wrists, it takes about six hours before you loose enough blood and die.
I would say make a makeshift gillutine, simple, fast and painless
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| Posted: May 28, 2005 5:34 a.m. - Subject: |
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Stare at tubgirlz arse to your head blowz off!
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| Posted: May 28, 2005 6:14 a.m. - Subject: |
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The quickest simplest way, it doesnt even hurt. The palm of your hand on your chin with your findgers on your cheek and with your other hand on the back of your head with your fingers just behind the ear. Now twist really quick and hard! You dont have to mess around making a guiletine for several days or anything crazzy like. The only freeky thing about this method is that you will fall to the ground and be conciously aware of everything around you by being able to still see and hear everything for roughly 30 second untill your brain dies. I agree with everyone else though, dont do it dude, life if like a pendulum - you have periods where things are good and them periods where everything just turns to shit, anything that can happen will, just remember - the pendulum will swing back.
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| Posted: May 28, 2005 6:17 a.m. - Subject: |
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Good way to put it but how do you know you would be concius for atleast 30 seconds?
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| Posted: May 28, 2005 6:34 a.m. - Subject: |
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A decapitaed head can still see for 30 seconds, that should be a fact. So braking your neck or something similar should have the same effect. Death happens by severing the spinal cord in your neck which stops everything from working (brain telling you to breath, heart to beet etc), that is how you die. The brain is still opperating but no transmition can get through, your eyes and ear are connected directly to your brain so you are still aware of the sences. You can cut someones head off and show them what the inside of their neck looks like and tell them they are going to hell and your going to rape his woman (and could quite possibly do it if your quick enough) all before the bast’rd fully dies! cool or what.
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| Posted: May 28, 2005 6:36 a.m. - Subject: |
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*decapitated.
If you did rape his woman, he would also be forced to watch!
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| Posted: May 28, 2005 6:39 a.m. - Subject: |
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hmmmmmmm evil thinking!
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| Posted: May 28, 2005 6:42 a.m. - Subject: |
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It would hurt if you cut your head off, but for only like 10 seconds I would have thought. It wouldnt hurt if you broke it properly, try it - then you can tell us.
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| Posted: May 28, 2005 6:48 a.m. - Subject: |
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Thats pritty funny!
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