POLL: my gf just dumped me and is marrying dis guy after 3 weeks
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2007 10:03 p.m. - Subject: POLL: my gf just dumped me and is marrying dis guy after 3 weeks |
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2007 10:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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NONE OF THE ABOVE!!!
Consider yourself lucky that you got out in time.
She’s obviously a fuckhead if she’d get rid of YOU to marry HIM!!!
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2007 10:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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"Forgive and forget"
But Im calling bullshit on this.
What internet fantasy are you playing out gully?
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2007 10:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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1 and 4,
Don’t worry about her,
it coulda been worse... what if YOU were married to her..
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2007 10:07 p.m. - Subject: |
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express your feelings and she will feel sad... then rig the left turn signal on her car to the gas tank MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2007 10:08 p.m. - Subject: |
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Kill yourself before its too late.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2007 10:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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im with clegg on the internet fantasy thing tho lol... but still thanks for the moment of entertainment
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2007 10:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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Whoops, that came out way wrong.
Strip yourself of all your clothing. Grease yourself up like a pig with vasoline. Now grab your old ass boombox and stalk......whoops I mean stand outside of her house (still naked) with the boombox on your shoulder and just as their about to have crazy wild sex blast "Whoop Dere it is" to get the mood going.
As the music plays bust in the house. As this other dude will try to grab you he will slip off of you falling down the stairs bringing him to his death.
Then go upstairs with a really big knife. Dismember her arms from her legs and skull fuck her dry.
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2007 10:11 p.m. - Subject: |
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Feel no pain for super slut.
She will regret it the morning after the honeymoon when it first begins to itch.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2007 10:11 p.m. - Subject: |
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Clegg is a badass. TEACH ME.
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2007 10:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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HERP-TACULAR HONEYMOON
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2007 10:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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Fuck her and forget about it, shes a cunt.
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2007 10:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: She will regret it the morning after the honeymoon when it first begins to itch.
I remember my first experience with the "love bumps" :D
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2007 10:17 p.m. - Subject: |
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eeeeeeeewwwwwww love bumps. this makes me feel sad my girlfriend just completely changed into a whore and started listening to every word her friends said when she used to be independent and a good person... blegh. god damned relationships... *goes of mumbling about assassinations and revenge against whores"
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2007 10:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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and u kno what that one hick comedian says. if they arent already ridin it they have already cut em from the field and have a saddle ready, so it prolly wasnt 3 weeks.... is this considered post whoring? cuz i just have a lot to say cuz im tired and my mind is on the fritz lol
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2007 10:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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Hahahaha you put this on the net? Pfft...
Anyways, Im with Clegg. But if she gets married after 3 weeks then they’re stupid cunts, and she’ll probably come back because she got raped, all her shit taken from her, all her money gone and pregnant.
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2007 10:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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Postacularposwhore.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2007 10:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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yippee! but yes. i like the vaseline idea. but you need to bring lots of dildoes. and just throw them at the 2 fags.
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2007 10:20 p.m. - Subject: |
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Kill them all. Everyone!
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YIM
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| Posted: Jan 23, 2007 10:21 p.m. - Subject: |
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Clegg is funny. I say kick his ass then she will be sorry and go back out with you then after fuck her leave her and she will feel worse.
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