There Goes My Hero...
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 6:32 a.m. - Subject: There Goes My Hero... |
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My hero is a common household utensil. Why? Ok I have put my hands in some pretty stupid areas and Im sure most of you have also. But what happens when something is maybe too hot for you to touch? You pussy out and decide, "Fuck that". Well thats why its my hero, he/she volunteers to go to that place where your too much of a girl to go. My hero and what a great one.
Yep. The tong.
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 7:33 a.m. - Subject: |
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toot lol.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 7:43 a.m. - Subject: |
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I thought i was your hero :(
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 7:50 a.m. - Subject: |
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Dude nows dats funny man but i fought they turned sausages over :S
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 8:01 a.m. - Subject: |
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ya if it wernt for the tong barbecue would not exist
haha
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 8:48 a.m. - Subject: |
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Omgsh true then how would we have the Aussie barbecue on Australia day :O!!!!
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 8:56 a.m. - Subject: |
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Seriously why do half the australians on this site never shut the fuck up about being australian?
Grats your part of a nation of arrogance! Want a medal or a cookie? How about a medal of a cookie!
If kirko posts he’ll call me a cunt some aussie is going to tell me to come off or some stupid gay insult that doesnt make sense because they take it personally.
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 8:59 a.m. - Subject: |
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Someone tell me I’m jealous and that I shag sheep. Its not like that hasnt been said before! I guess saying that 1 million and 1 times makes the joke seem better.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 9:02 a.m. - Subject: |
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tongs are ALSO good for annoying people from a tongs length away:)
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 9:06 a.m. - Subject: |
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Better yet, how about a Metal Cookie??
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 9:13 a.m. - Subject: |
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Isnt a medal of a cookie a metal cookie?
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 9:24 a.m. - Subject: |
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Grunter, Im Australian you sheep rooter.
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 9:33 a.m. - Subject: |
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Yeah I know. Australians in general don’t piss me off but they piss me off when they have to make pretty much everything they talk about have something to do with australia. no62 i’m going to pick on you, dont take this personally.
Quote: Omgsh true then how would we have the Aussie barbecue on Australia day :O!!!!
People in other countries have barbeques too you know it isn’t unique to australia, why did you have to say australia day? Are you desperate to let the world know your australian? if you are perhaps you should make a sign saying, "I’m a retard" and put it around your neck.
if you are offended get over it, I dont hate all australians, only ones that annoy me. k thx fuck you in advance kirko. cricket sucks.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 9:33 a.m. - Subject: |
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I toss salad with tongs.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 9:43 a.m. - Subject: |
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Foo Fighters - My Hero
Quote: Too alarming now to talk about
Take your pictures down and shake it out
Truth or consequence, say it aloud
Use that evidence, race it around
There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
There goes my hero
Hes ordinary
Dont the best of them bleed it out
While the rest of them peter out
Truth or consequence, say it aloud
Use that evidence, race it around
There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
There goes my hero
Hes ordinary
Kudos my hero leaving all the best
You know my hero, the one thats on
There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
There goes my hero
Hes ordinary |
Master Egg
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 9:44 a.m. - Subject: |
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Grunter its in the Australian Citizen code to be PROUD of your Australianess. Australia day was a few days ago thats why he said it and on Australia day we have a barbie and a beer or 10...
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 10:15 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Seriously why do half the australians on this site never shut the fuck up about being australian?
Don’t Canadians do the same thing? Gotta have a backpack with a maple leaf or a flag emblem on it to make you an official Canadian.
That said, I’ve seen Americans in airports dressed in fleece jogging suits, with an American flag and a "Support Our Troops" message on the front of the shirt. I wondered where they were flying, as there are parts of the civilized world where supporting our American troops is not a popular view. Whether or not that bothers you, why would you want to look like a tourist who seldom ventures away from the farm except for church, Wal-Mart, the feed store, and the bar?
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Normal Egg
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AIM
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 10:36 a.m. - Subject: |
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I show my american-ess by saying fuck you to everyone i see when i go to a diff country....i’m gonna hit up spain, france, and italy....every chance i get i’m gonna tell anyone around to go fuck themselves....the american dream right ther
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 10:38 a.m. - Subject: |
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well put
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| Posted: Jan 28, 2007 12:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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lol toss salad
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