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Valentimes dates?
   
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Slash-292


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Posted: Feb 12, 2007 6:25 p.m. - Subject: Valentimes dates?

So who’s your date for Valentines day?

My date is
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Whos also got a date with
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Playing a show at some club on the outskirts of Kirkland. Gonna tear some fucking metal riffs and look for another hand to do the rest of the work for me(if you catch my sexdrift)




Yeah, and I’ll probably fail at that last part there


Johansson


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Posted: Feb 12, 2007 6:28 p.m. - Subject:

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Valentimes


AHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING SPELT IT WRONG



I don’t have a date.


AE


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Posted: Feb 12, 2007 6:30 p.m. - Subject:

I too will be using my hands, but to type useless posts such as these.


Slash-292


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Posted: Feb 12, 2007 6:31 p.m. - Subject:

NUH UH! It was meant to sound like because of that skit last year on Mad TV where John Madden tells you how to make valentines day gifts and keeps hurting himself.


filthysanchez09


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Posted: Feb 12, 2007 6:32 p.m. - Subject:


Led-Zeppelin


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Posted: Feb 12, 2007 6:33 p.m. - Subject:

I’m not gonna use anything, my GF will be using her lips though.


filthysanchez09


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Posted: Feb 12, 2007 6:33 p.m. - Subject:




sorry if this is a double post, my other one appeared to have not gone through.


Bassist4734


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Posted: Feb 12, 2007 6:34 p.m. - Subject:

I say Fuck Valentines Day!!!!!!!111


AE


'TheAlbinoEthiopian'

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Posted: Feb 12, 2007 6:39 p.m. - Subject:

Emo-esque my ass, she’s full on emo.


Carpe_Diem


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Posted: Feb 12, 2007 6:39 p.m. - Subject:

i will be making sex with my elderly yet still horny grandfather. He doesn’t have much time left so i do whatever he wants! LOVE YOU GAMPA!!!


Slash-292


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Posted: Feb 12, 2007 6:42 p.m. - Subject:

I’d do her up the butt, no questions asked.



Posted: Feb 12, 2007 6:43 p.m. - Subject:

I will be doing nothing. All day. Seriously, I take no better joy in life than doing nothing. If I could, I would just lie in my bed all day. And maybe eat.


Bungle


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Posted: Feb 12, 2007 6:44 p.m. - Subject:

Ass is ass! (Except for guy ass, thats just sick. Also Fat chicks.)


filthysanchez09


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Posted: Feb 12, 2007 6:45 p.m. - Subject:

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I’d do her up the butt, no questions asked.


isn’t that all that matters?

she’s not ugly or anything.


Bungle


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Posted: Feb 12, 2007 6:45 p.m. - Subject:

I was gonna ask out this chick, but she wasnt here. I hate block scheduling.


xmeantonex


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Posted: Feb 12, 2007 6:58 p.m. - Subject:



mariah.....mmmmmmm


-BC-


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Posted: Feb 12, 2007 7:05 p.m. - Subject:

Nice, Filthy.

I dont have a date. Im too lazy to put up with wemon bitching at me for chocolates and roses.


Atl_Joker


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Posted: Feb 12, 2007 7:05 p.m. - Subject:

I don’t like taking girls any where. I would have to spend money, the buttsecks is sometimes worth it.



Why is that emo smiling?


filthysanchez09


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Posted: Feb 12, 2007 7:10 p.m. - Subject:

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Why is that emo smiling?


gothtards are the "i’m so depressed, i’m going to go kill myself" type, commonly referred to as emo.

she’d have to be more scene than anything.

yes, there’s a large difference.


Atl_Joker


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Posted: Feb 12, 2007 7:14 p.m. - Subject:

You say^

I say emo.
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