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I might be going to prison. YAY!
   
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ILoveTitties


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AIM YIM

Posted: Feb 22, 2007 4:10 p.m. - Subject: I might be going to prison. YAY!

Well gang its been a good few months since I’ve been online due to me constantly getting myself into dumb shit.

Today I go into the police station to see if they will release my car or possibly lock me away for alleged perjury, hit and run, and DUI. I am completely innocent, but if they choose to lock me up I just want you kids to know that I am way better looking than any of you crazy bastards.

Peace.


Eamox


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Member Lvl: 40
Egg Points: 950630
Posts: 2054

Posted: Feb 22, 2007 4:16 p.m. - Subject:

Damn dude, that sucks...

Hot guys become prison bitches lol

good luck to you though


Salamanderhead


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Egg Points: 524374
Posts: 8380

Posted: Feb 22, 2007 4:23 p.m. - Subject:

Id say Im better looking than you. What are you going to do about it? NOTHING. Because your going to prison! PWNT!!! LoloLolOlolOlo! Have fun with big black men named molly.


fuckineh


'I bring the fire'

Member Lvl: 60
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Posts: 5447
AIM

Posted: Feb 22, 2007 4:25 p.m. - Subject:

wow i remember you from last year..

it HAS been a while

i hope all goes well.


2Point0


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Egg Points: 925
Posts: 303

Posted: Feb 22, 2007 4:26 p.m. - Subject:


Ace_Of_Cards


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Posts: 1619
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Posted: Feb 22, 2007 4:26 p.m. - Subject:

dont waist ur time here if ur goin to jail!!! go out and nail some bitches before you become one


Rivel


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Posts: 2219
AIM YIM

Posted: Feb 22, 2007 4:27 p.m. - Subject:

Ai, that sucks dick, black dick..

Don’t get raped!


xXx_AmandaNower_xXx


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Egg Points: 26330
Posts: 563

Posted: Feb 22, 2007 5:14 p.m. - Subject:

Goodluck man!

,,and uh, don’t drop the soap.


DaddySpook


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Egg Points: 1236642
Posts: 5429

Posted: Feb 22, 2007 5:15 p.m. - Subject:

Feel fucked...I’m not long out and i did fuck all


Slash-292


Newb
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Posts: 18279
AIM

Posted: Feb 22, 2007 5:16 p.m. - Subject:

NO! drop the soap!

Better you be someones bitch than get the shit kicked out of you every day. I’m sure Big-Bubba-Black guy is gonna protect his territory.


Salamanderhead


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Posted: Feb 22, 2007 5:17 p.m. - Subject:

Amanda would you drop the soap for me? ^^!


DaddySpook


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Posted: Feb 22, 2007 5:19 p.m. - Subject:

oh and some advice use your hard earned cash on shower gel.....


RectumReaper


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Posts: 955

Posted: Feb 22, 2007 5:40 p.m. - Subject:

RUN MAN RUN


Salamanderhead


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Posts: 8380

Posted: Feb 22, 2007 5:41 p.m. - Subject:

LOL! A might be going to prison topic and then you see someone named RectumReaper. All we need now is that moistbutthole member.


DaddySpook


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Posts: 5429

Posted: Feb 22, 2007 5:43 p.m. - Subject:

Or "Hairy Backed Sally"


Salamanderhead


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Posted: Feb 22, 2007 5:46 p.m. - Subject:

;)


Slash-292


Newb
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Egg Points: -496839
Posts: 18279
AIM

Posted: Feb 22, 2007 5:48 p.m. - Subject:

Thats right run!

The police never chase anyone!


DaddySpook


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Posts: 5429

Posted: Feb 22, 2007 5:48 p.m. - Subject:

zomg Sally is a homo..............:-O


RectumReaper


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Posted: Feb 22, 2007 5:53 p.m. - Subject:

Ill be waiting.


Salamanderhead


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Posts: 8380

Posted: Feb 22, 2007 5:59 p.m. - Subject:

I love it when you call me big poppa.
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