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I’m bleeding from my anus
   
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Simpson


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Posted: Mar 01, 2007 1:05 p.m. - Subject: I’m bleeding from my anus

No...really

i just took a crap and wiped and it had nothing but pure blood on it.



I showed my name so you know im not bullshitting.

Everything that looks orange/red is blood


-Kenny-


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Posted: Mar 01, 2007 1:06 p.m. - Subject:

ROFL! you posted a pic of your crap...!


Noskrazy


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Posted: Mar 01, 2007 1:07 p.m. - Subject:

YUMMY!!!!!
Um go see your doctor, your pushing to hard to make it come out and your large intestine can fall out next time you do that dude I swear!
Go see your doctor, you have hemorrhoids.


-Kenny-


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Posted: Mar 01, 2007 1:07 p.m. - Subject:

and you should go to a doctor..


AtlJoker


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Posted: Mar 01, 2007 1:08 p.m. - Subject:

Have you been raped lately?


Simpson


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Posted: Mar 01, 2007 1:09 p.m. - Subject:

^repeatedly


Noskrazy


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Posted: Mar 01, 2007 1:11 p.m. - Subject:

My friend james just got over the same exact problem.
Go see a doctor, they will give you antibiotics for it


-UK-


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Posted: Mar 01, 2007 1:11 p.m. - Subject:

^^^ theres ya problem


Simpson


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Posted: Mar 01, 2007 1:12 p.m. - Subject:

im already on meds for tonsillitis




Trust me, i dont need any more drugs


Simpson


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Posted: Mar 01, 2007 1:13 p.m. - Subject:

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it REALLY wasn’t necessary to take a pic



yes it was


-UK-


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Posted: Mar 01, 2007 1:13 p.m. - Subject:

no such thing as 2 many meds!


-Kenny-


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Posted: Mar 01, 2007 1:13 p.m. - Subject:

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it REALLY wasn’t necessary to take a pic


it was funny though


Eamox


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Posted: Mar 01, 2007 1:17 p.m. - Subject:

Do nothing about it, that will fix your problems. Or it could come back and bite you in the ass


-Kenny-


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Posted: Mar 01, 2007 1:20 p.m. - Subject:

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and bite you in the ass


maybe thats what happend in the first place


DaTruFucka


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Posted: Mar 01, 2007 1:24 p.m. - Subject:

Ok this is going to have some silly words like feces!

Really though you should see a doctor whatever the blood is coming from inside you will get infected by feces and if could seriosly be life threatening..


MilkyBarKid


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Posted: Mar 01, 2007 1:24 p.m. - Subject:

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and bite you in the ass

You’ll might need a rabies jab for that...


MilkyBarKid


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Posted: Mar 01, 2007 1:24 p.m. - Subject:

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and bite you in the ass

You might need a rabies jab for that...


ajmuej


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Posted: Mar 01, 2007 1:34 p.m. - Subject:

This happened to me once, I think I just had a cut in my anus.


-UK-


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Posted: Mar 01, 2007 1:35 p.m. - Subject:

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Really though you should see a doctor whatever the blood is coming from inside you will get infected by feces and if could seriosly be life threatening...



Thats true cos u have 2 be careful 2 not cut the wall of the "passage" with a fingernail wen u have anal!


DaTruFucka


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Posted: Mar 01, 2007 1:37 p.m. - Subject:

I’ll correct all of your spelling errors for you.

Because* you* to* to* when* your* having*
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