Stupidity
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 08, 2007 9:34 p.m. - Subject: Stupidity |
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I wanna hear some of the stupid and retarded things you fucks do... Don’t just stop at one thing either... Give me a whole bunch of things... This ought to get pretty good haha
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 08, 2007 9:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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i just ate a chocolate ex lax
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Mar 08, 2007 9:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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I once ran into a parked car on accident, and broke my leg.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Mar 08, 2007 9:37 p.m. - Subject: |
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Erm... I had sex with your mother and you were the result.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Mar 08, 2007 9:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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me and friends go "hogging" (when u go out and pick up fat chicks and get em to buy u stuff and then ditch them)
Door check pretty much anything we can
(when u kick open the car door to hit shit, the faster ur going the better!)
Fuck girls without condoms
jump off roofs into box dumpsters
deliberately piss off cops/security guards
take rival zone seriously
steal shit from my boss at work
reply to stupid posts!! (jk)
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 08, 2007 9:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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burn dvd’s and sell them at school
umm...once i was driving a golf cart and backed into a mailbox.....2 weeks later i did the same thing.
i hit someone on the back with a piece of wood
I ran across my yard while 4 of my friends,who took my paintball gun, were chasing me and shooting marbles.....i had a huge lump on my leg
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 08, 2007 9:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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haha bite me DTF... asshole!
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Mar 08, 2007 9:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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Reply to stupid posts!!!!! Just Kidding O_o
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 08, 2007 9:45 p.m. - Subject: |
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Uhh...We own n00bs in Battlefield with no more than 3.5ghz and no less than 1ghz of processing power. We still pwn those n00bs with our über strats.
Oh, and when theres no FPS availible, or our friends rigs are too n00by, we play old school RTS. (C&C)
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| Posted: Mar 08, 2007 9:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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well, i’ve held loaded co2 bb guns at point blank to my finger and pulled the trigger... don’t do that... it isn’t pleasant at all...
with the same gun, i accidentally shot my friend...
i took a bowl i made to school and showed everyone, and then got caught and ended up getting suspended...
there is more, but i’ll need to see more posts before you get them
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| Posted: Mar 08, 2007 10:27 p.m. - Subject: |
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Go try to make different colored fires out back. So far, I have pink, green, orange, white, and yellow
Make smoke. Lots of it
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'I bring the fire'
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| Posted: Mar 08, 2007 10:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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mooned my friend on the skytrain.
got in a fight right by the police station.
has some pretty dumb skate bails.
stapled my finger because i was experimenting.
god tons more..i just cant rmemeber
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| Posted: Mar 08, 2007 10:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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I joined rotteneggs.com
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 09, 2007 4:47 a.m. - Subject: |
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grunter... that was fucked up... yet true!
ever done benadry recreationally? don’t... i was addicted last year... still have the side effects...
don’t open up benadryl capsules and try to snort them either... my nose has never burned that much...
don’t snort salt either...
i still have more, but keep posting
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 09, 2007 5:01 a.m. - Subject: |
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I eat ramen noodles raw some time, i take then out the wrapper then sprinkle the sauce flavoring stuff on top and eat them like toast
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Mar 09, 2007 7:24 a.m. - Subject: |
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Tried to get a girlfriend.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Mar 09, 2007 7:27 a.m. - Subject: |
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jumped from a tree on to my friends trampoline and misses
i fall going up the stairs alot
i tried stair surfing at school, and so i got my shoes wet and i wanted to do it down the rail, but i misses the rail and fell on my ass
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| Posted: Mar 09, 2007 7:33 a.m. - Subject: |
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Threw rocks at cars. Tried to ride backwards on my handle bars. Accidentally ate ex-lax, Drank 5 Mountain Dew MDX’s,
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Mar 09, 2007 7:54 a.m. - Subject: |
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Look in my file locker, you will see some stupid stuff...*Vidoes*
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 09, 2007 9:01 a.m. - Subject: |
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-called my teacher a moron right in front of the principal...
-Accidentally broke my mom’s door when I tried to close it when it was in lock mode...hehehe
-drank waaaaaaaaay too much whiskey in about 10 minutes...I felt sick for about two days after that
-showed up at my family’s christmas reunion drunk
-Fell out of a tree, fell about 11 feet through the air, and landed on my stomach. This was when I was about 7 years old. I almost broke a rib, it was, like barely fractured, but still technically not broken...thank god
-we used to have pet rabbits at my house, and I accidentally stepped right on a baby. It was underneath a blanket, so I couldn’t see it. I felt so bad, it died
-Failed math class
-I used to have such great cardio, I could run 7 kilometers in like 25 minutes, I was a fucking tank. Then I let myself become weak again, and I am still kicking myself for it. Now I’m a useless piece of shit who gets tired from running up the stairs.
-Start playing wow. I swear to god I am permanently addicted, biggest mistake ever
-Told my grandmother that I don’t believe in hell. Now that might not sound so bad, but she is one of those bible-thumpers who believes everything the bible says in a literal sense...she still thinks I am going to hell when I die.
-Let this really dumb kid borrow 50 bucks...didn’t get it back until two years later! Lol
More when it comes to mind.
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