Free lunch
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 13, 2007 4:42 p.m. - Subject: Free lunch |
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I figured out this super sweet way to get free lunch at school. I wear a pair of pants that are a little loose on the waist, then I grab a few sandwhiches (they are wrapped up in paper) and I shove them in my pants, on the waist. :) and if I am found out, I’ll be like "zomg sexual abuse; do not touch my p3n0r!"
:) yay :)
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Mar 13, 2007 4:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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Santa’s right.
fag
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| Posted: Mar 13, 2007 4:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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I remember when you guys were level 2 and I was level 6, which I still am now. I do not participate in the Rotten Eggs community anymore, I’m too sophisticated for this bullshit.
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| Posted: Mar 13, 2007 4:54 p.m. - Subject: |
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Um, look at my post above, I hate being such a dick too, but its n00b ;)
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Mar 13, 2007 4:55 p.m. - Subject: |
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Hahaha! You think your too sophisticated?
Quote PaintFATcow: do not touch my p3n0r!
Yea sure...
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| Posted: Mar 13, 2007 4:55 p.m. - Subject: |
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Sophisticated people use the resources around them.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 13, 2007 4:59 p.m. - Subject: |
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Paint, shut the fuck up. You joined one month before me, so you cant call me a n00b. But at least you did something right, and not post this as an egg, so high-five. Second of all, wouldn’t you have to wear tightey-whiteys for that shit? I cant do that, cause it constricts my boys.
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| Posted: Mar 13, 2007 5:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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O.K, you must have misunderstood. Think of the waist on your pants where the loops are, as the belt, and think of the sandwiches as your pants, they get squished between your waist and the waist of your pants. NOT in your boxers.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 13, 2007 5:07 p.m. - Subject: |
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Oh...ok. I dont even need to do this. I have a): A car with gas, and b): Money.
I can go off-campus for lunch, and enjoy Arby’s, Quizno’s, Sonic, etc.
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| Posted: Mar 13, 2007 5:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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I do not need to do this either...it’s just something I enjoy doing. I like to help out the less fortunate, I typically give the sandwiches away to others who are not provided with a lunch by the school or at home.
I too have money, no car because I do not like to ruin the environment, plus I keep having these nightmares where I die in a car. and uh, thats about it.
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