CRAZY sex story that happened to me 2 nights ago.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 15, 2007 12:56 p.m. - Subject: CRAZY sex story that happened to me 2 nights ago. |
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Yo, what’s up...As you know. I’m a musician, and a jailrat...And my life is crazy. I love my life...I’ve got an apartment, a Ps2, a daily poker game, and no vehicle cause it blew up...And I’m doin’ just fine.
Check this story out! This is fucking CRAY-ZEE
Let’s discuss sex...
Okay, the other night I was in Murfreesboro TN with a friend...He was like "DUUDE, my girlfriends friend wants to meet you"
I was like "Okay...Whatever" He PROMISED that I would get laid...
I was skeptical...Knowing that with my pimp skillz, it was possible...HOWEVER...I just didn’t see it happening...
Well...We get to the hotel room (Yeah, it was tight) And it’s just my home boy with his girfriend...And her friend...(Nice)
Well, 10 shots later, I started making out with this girl hardcore, and my friend and his girl were doing the same, a little ackward, but whatever
...I don’t know how it happened, but the drunkness was kicking in. NEXT THINK I KNOW.
I was fuckin’ the shit out of this girl in front of my friend and his GF...I mean BEATIN’ THAT POOOOSY DOWN...So, my home Boy and his gal started fuckin’ too...We just had a fucked up sex party...(Separate beds of course)
100% true story...It was wierd as shit! Oh...Then I took this chick in the bathroom, and fucked her on the sink...And blew my spooey in her mouth...Dirty bitch...
WHAT FUNNNN! The next morning...Hahaha, she went to kiss me bye and gave me her number on a piece of paper...I AVOIDED the kiss and just gave her a hug...
And dropped her phone number on the ground as I walked off...
I AM SUCH A BASTARD!!!!!
~D~
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| Posted: Mar 15, 2007 1:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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WOW LEIK KEWL! sm
what a dork
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| Posted: Mar 15, 2007 1:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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Lol, you ’spooied’ in her mouth and let her kiss you the morning after?
...XD
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| Posted: Mar 15, 2007 1:02 p.m. - Subject: |
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Oh, never mind. I just wanted to make fun of you.
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| Posted: Mar 15, 2007 1:03 p.m. - Subject: |
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NO! NO NO...She WENT to kiss me...I avoided it...lol, I just gave her a hug...I honestly do not remember her name...I think it was Loren...Or laura...or, ahh..Fuck it.
~D~
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| Posted: Mar 15, 2007 1:03 p.m. - Subject: |
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Thank you for the correction my good sir...Haha..
~D~
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| Posted: Mar 15, 2007 1:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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No...2 threads...And a poll...And they’ve all been good hits...Nothing is spam..I just have alot on my mind.
I’m old school...I can do what I want =)
Don’t make me email weasle, and tell him one of his power eggs are harrasing me...
He might not like that.
Plus, this thread gives the n00bs something to jack thier jimmy too...
I hope we don’t encounter problems my good sir.
Peace.
~D~
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| Posted: Mar 15, 2007 1:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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It is good...I usually disagree with everyone, about everything..But I agree with you 100% on this one. Gimme a S! GIMME AN E!!! GIMME an X...What does that spell??
It spells WHAT I AM GONNA DO TONIGHT!!!!!
BOOYAHHH!
~D~
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| Posted: Mar 15, 2007 1:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I was fuckin’ the shit out of this girl in front of my friend and his GF...I mean BEATIN’ THAT POOOOSY DOWN...So, my home Boy and his gal started fuckin’ too...We just had a fucked up sex party...(Separate beds of course)
100% true story...It was wierd as shit! Oh...Then I took this chick in the bathroom, and fucked her on the sink...And blew my spooey in her mouth...Dirty bitch...
Whaha wtf, something like that happened to me too:
Me and a friend went to a party somewhere far so we asked this chick we knew over there if we could sleep at her house.
So we did that and she invited a friend too. So later that night, we were all drunk as hell (at least I was) and it was 2 beds and 2 girls and 2 boys.
So, one of each: 1 boy and 1 girl in 1 bed, we didn’t have any sexual intensions or anything. So after a while it just happened, we started kissing and shit, after a few minutes I was quiet for a second and I heard they were doing the same lol.
So anyway, after a few minutes my friend and "his" girl walked out of the bedroom, to the bathroom.
So that was our sign to go further. So we all did it, and the next day I had this major hangover, one of those hangovers that just aren’t fun anymore..
Then I went home and haven’t seen that chick ever since
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| Posted: Mar 15, 2007 1:55 p.m. - Subject: |
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He aint doing anything wrong man.
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| Posted: Mar 15, 2007 2:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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Which reminds me it’s been a week since I got laid. I cant wait until tommorow and Saturday.
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| Posted: Mar 15, 2007 2:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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Cool story. Way to smack that bitch up. sm
This story is 100% bullshit. You are just trying to sound badass. You aren’t.
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| Posted: Mar 15, 2007 2:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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Johansson your avatar makes me laugh for some reason.
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| Posted: Mar 15, 2007 2:07 p.m. - Subject: |
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:D
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| Posted: Mar 15, 2007 2:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: No...2 threads...And a poll...And they’ve all been good hits...Nothing is spam..I just have alot on my mind.
I’m old school...I can do what I want =)
Don’t make me email weasle, and tell him one of his power eggs are harrasing me...
He might not like that.
Plus, this thread gives the n00bs something to jack thier jimmy too...
I hope we don’t encounter problems my good sir.
Peace.
~D~
I don’t care if that was sarcasm about emailing weasel, shut the fuck up.
How were you in 1999 (It says that in your profile)? I’m pretty sure RE has only been up since 2000.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 15, 2007 3:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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LMAO!
You devilish bastard you!
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| Posted: Mar 15, 2007 4:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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am i the only one who really -REALLY- doesnt give a shit about some girl you fucked?
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| Posted: Mar 15, 2007 4:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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nope i dont care either
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| Posted: Mar 15, 2007 5:44 p.m. - Subject: |
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ooook?
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| Posted: Mar 15, 2007 6:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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Interesting story i guess? but... i don’t care much either
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