Gruesome/Sick Experiences/Stories
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'a_glock_in_my_hand'
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| Posted: Mar 16, 2007 8:43 p.m. - Subject: Gruesome/Sick Experiences/Stories |
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I was going to post in this topic, but it was a little off topic and I typed too much. I accidentally posted it in that topic...shit.
Oh, I have a story like this and it happened to me a summer or two ago.
I was in downtown Atlanta and I was working at my friend’s dad shop, clothing store, and I just went on break about to enjoy low fat McDonalds and then about 40-70 feet away from me some dumbass retard tried to commit suicide from 2 - 4 stories up and he jumped out and landed on his back area. I couldn’t believe what I saw. I missed to sound of him hitting the sidewalk because I had on my head phones, but I took them off once I saw him spazzing out and shit on the side walk. It was a little awkward because I was the only one loling at him. He looked like a fish out of water that OD’d on oxygen. His legs were doing this weird shit and his one of his arms was definitely broken, but one was moving so it added to my lulz.
The ambulance arrived in about 3-6 mins. They did the normal shit and some cop came and started questioning people and shit so I left and went to go eat. I could still see the shit going on from the McDonalds because it was close to the "ground zero".
There was no blood or anything and I don’t know if he survived or not, but he gave me the best lunch break experience.
Now try to keep the bullshit to limit and post your experience or shit you heard/saw.
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| Posted: Mar 16, 2007 8:45 p.m. - Subject: |
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I saw a video of some girl giving head to a corpse when it reaches that stage when it gets all stiff. And get this, corpses can still ejactulate...
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| Posted: Mar 16, 2007 8:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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This happened about 2 hours ago.
I was on AIM talking to somebody and I went into my room to look for something and my father calls for me.
"Stay upstairs for uhhhhhhhhhh like an hour"
My mom and dad we’re chilling out on the sunporch drinking.
I could only assume...........
So I played Red Faction in my room for an hour.
One can only assume what they were up to.
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| Posted: Mar 16, 2007 8:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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bullshit they can still cum. no way lol
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| Posted: Mar 16, 2007 8:52 p.m. - Subject: |
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send me the vid and my friend got shot in the eye by a bottle rocket
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| Posted: Mar 16, 2007 8:52 p.m. - Subject: |
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Red Faction Pwns.
One time Clegg showed me his nutsack on msn.
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'a_glock_in_my_hand'
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| Posted: Mar 16, 2007 8:54 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I saw a video of some girl giving head to a corpse when it reaches that stage when it gets all stiff. And get this, corpses can still ejactulate...
That’s terrible Clegg. Does he use Viagra? God thing he didn’t ask you to bring his bottle of Viagra to him.
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| Posted: Mar 16, 2007 9:03 p.m. - Subject: |
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Well, today I was with my friend and outta no where, she hits me right in the noggin!!
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| Posted: Mar 16, 2007 9:03 p.m. - Subject: |
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I assure you my father dont need viagra ;)
I’ve rooted through their shit looking for weed/drugs (and found them before) on many occasions and never found em’
The only meds my dads on are
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Holy shit never mind.
I just went to look where he keeps his meds at and I just seen a bottle of Viagra and Lipitor.
Im half tempted to take a Viagra, but he’d notice.
Oh, and the bottle of Viagra is downstairs in the kitchen by the breadbox......holy shit I learn somthing new everyday.
Now I need another beer.
uuuuuuuugggh
Quote: One time Clegg showed me his nutsack on msn.
AND YOU LOOKED!
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| Posted: Mar 16, 2007 9:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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Necrophilia is some nasty shit,Ted Bundy used to kill his ladies and then place them underground for some time, then he would pull them out and fuck them
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| Posted: Mar 16, 2007 9:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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This one time I seen a thread on Rotteneggs by AtlJoker about Gruesome/Sick Experiences/Stories and I had brought up that my dad had told me to stay upstairs in my room so they could have sex, so Atl asked me if he needed Viagra.
Confident in my fathers penile power I was going to post that the only medication he takes is Lipitor, but since I forgot what exactly it was called I had to look at what it was.
Mistakenly, I picked up the wrong pill bottle and it had read Viagra.
I’ll never view my penis the same in 30 years.
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| Posted: Mar 16, 2007 9:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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Well. I went down to my friends lake house down at Lake Witney, Texas. We hopped on a couple of 4 wheelers, and started playing a game of ATV tag. Long story short. He pushed my 4 wheeler in a ditch, I shot up and shattered my elbow. Yeah, you know how your elbow only goes one way? Mine went the other, and snapped. Didn’t really hurt untill I got to the Lake Whitney hostpital where I received Morphine. Turns out they did not have the equipment to perform surgery on my arm.
SO GUESS WHAT?!?! I had to drive 1hr and half to a hospital in Dallas, where they performed the surgery. I had 3, 2inch steel pins in my arm. They are out now ^_^
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| Posted: Mar 16, 2007 9:21 p.m. - Subject: |
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punk4life... bottle rocket OUCH. My friend somehow shot himself in the eye with a paintball. His eye is still messed up from it some, like the pupil doesn’t adjust nearly as well as the other and remains more open. He says it’s great for seeing at night, though.
I’m not easily sickened... in fact, it takes a lot to sicken me. But there was a car wreck that was really gruesome by my old house. I lived out in the country so everyone loved to speed, especially since there were no local cops stationed to be on patrol in the area. In fact, only state police had jurisdiction to arrest you and they were all too busy to be out... except near one house where the local Game Commission worker lived. Anyway, some goth kids came flying up the road in a white Ford (I’m thinking Contour, but it might’ve been a Taurus.) Anyway, they were doped up on some for drugs, and the driver crashed into a pine tree around six-eight inches wide. Knocked the whole tree underneath the car. I heard the wreck since I was outside waiting for my friend (it was like three houses down the road, but this is the country so nobody lives too close). I called my mom out (she’s a first responder and LPN) and my dad came too. There were four in the car, two guys and two girls with both girls on the passenger side. All of them had managed to get out of the car except the one girl in the backseat, so my mom had to yell to everyone not to touch her or try to help her out of the car. Meanwhile, my dad was checking out the fuel leakage to make sure it was alright. I just sorta stood there, looking down at the goth girl who had rolled out of the front seat in her black dress, bloody as hell. Then my friend came down the road (he’s a first responder too), but he couldn’t get up near the wreck. because of the traffic. I ran over and let him know everything was alright, the ambulances were on their way and the sirens were going off. Then I just hopped in his truck and we cut down a little side road that ran along a creek and took the backroad to our friend’s house. But yeah... it was definitely surreal.
There’s been some other bad wrecks on that stretch of road too. A kid I went to high school was messing with his CD player on his way to school, veered into the other lane and hit an SUV. He was driving a Geo Storm and the vehicle managed to basically ramp his car enough to flip the SUV over. Both were totaled. Another guy I used to hang out with sometimes (he was a friend of my neighbor and we all used to smoke and drink some) was heading to work one day and crashed his car and died when he was trying to pass an 18 wheeler. Then another kid from my school who I didn’t really know crashed his motorcycle a little ways up the road after graduation. They said he skidded off the road, slammed his breaks too hard and flew over the handlebars and snapped his neck on impact.
Now that I’ve moved, I live right near a bridge over a creek that flows off a pretty powerful river (Susquehannah River, which flows into the Chesapeake Bay). In the year and a half I’ve been here, there’s been a handful of wrecks. I don’t even pay attention to them much, since there’s not exactly high speed.
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| Posted: Mar 16, 2007 9:21 p.m. - Subject: |
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Speaking of morphine.
This one time I was over my friends house hitting up the bottle(s) as usual and I had grew hungry from all that devil reefer we’d been smoking.
I grabbed a Krispy Kream Glazed Donut.
5 minutes later I was in their front yard yacking up a very nice tasting puke.
1 blunt later I was back on the bottle.
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| Posted: Mar 16, 2007 9:22 p.m. - Subject: |
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i got shot and the wound didn’t heal properly
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| Posted: Mar 16, 2007 9:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Most of you made up your storys but anyway
I can get photographic proof fool!
Im a big enough loser to do so anyway.
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| Posted: Mar 16, 2007 9:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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This is lame, but still gross.
My cat killed a chipmunk and ate everything but its head. I later found the head near my front porch, pulsating and covered in maggots
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| Posted: Mar 16, 2007 9:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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^thats disgusting.
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| Posted: Mar 16, 2007 9:37 p.m. - Subject: |
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Oh yeah, I forgot the other gruesome story... when I was younger, my bro and I used to beat the shit out of our bicycles (mainly my bro, though) So my dad would find cheap or free old 20 inch bikes from the ’70’s, fix them up and replace the banana seats. Anyway, he had gotten an old bike for free that the breaks were shot. They were also cut really badly, so he figured he’d just replace the pedals with the kind that break when you turn them backwards (that’s all my bro and I road at that point, really). Anyway, he removed the break handle, spraypainted the bike and was gonna tear the pedals off when he got some more free time. A day or two later, my bro takes the bike, rides up to the steepest hill in the neighborhood (that leads directly onto the highway, mind you) and rides down, never once breaking on the way there. A Bronco turned off the highway and was heading up the hill at him. Realizing he had no breaks, he instinctively decided to crash into the neighbor’s yard. Only he hit a lip of asphalt on the side of the road and managed to land chin first on the asphalt, tearing his chin almost completely off. I was at my gram’s the whole time and my bro comes in half crying and holding his chin in his hand, blood gushing everywhere. My gram was freaking out and my bro started shaking, so luckily my great aunt came over (she lived between my gram and I) and held his chin for him so it didn’t tear off anymore. He ended up getting a few stitches to hold it back on until it healed.
Oh, and my great aunt and I ended up cleaning the blood off my grandmother’s floor.
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| Posted: Mar 16, 2007 9:43 p.m. - Subject: |
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This didn’t happen to me but last year my dad said he saw a kid walk past him, out onto the road and got hit by a bus. He said they had to hose the mess off the ground.
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