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Posted: Mar 18, 2007 10:59 p.m. - Subject: I’m scared to sleep at night.

Look what I found on the side of my house! What a fucking wicked ass spider, We should take bets to see if it will be alive tomorrow.



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Posted: Mar 18, 2007 11:00 p.m. - Subject:

what the fuck a bee and a spider had sex



Posted: Mar 18, 2007 11:01 p.m. - Subject:

If you want to interpret it that way... That would of course make the spider a necrophiliac who eats its corpses....


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Posted: Mar 18, 2007 11:02 p.m. - Subject:

actually it looks more like the bee is eating it


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Posted: Mar 18, 2007 11:02 p.m. - Subject:

Its just a white spider...?


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Posted: Mar 18, 2007 11:03 p.m. - Subject:

holy shit... please tell me you’re kidding.

that would actually be my worst nightmare if a new species of "beeders" formed.



Posted: Mar 18, 2007 11:04 p.m. - Subject:

rofl. "beeders". I could imagine it now! Flying web slinging creatures that can kill you with both ends!


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Posted: Mar 18, 2007 11:08 p.m. - Subject:

lol it looks like the bee is giving the spider a prostate exam


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Posted: Mar 18, 2007 11:10 p.m. - Subject:

Shoot it you pussy!


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Posted: Mar 18, 2007 11:11 p.m. - Subject:

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Flying web slinging creatures that can kill you with both ends!


grrrrrreeaattt now i’m at risk of getting a heart attack while i sleep and dream about beeders..
rroofflless... gawd that shits creepy.


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Posted: Mar 18, 2007 11:14 p.m. - Subject:

if it bites you, do u turn into an albino?



Posted: Mar 18, 2007 11:55 p.m. - Subject:

Short answer yes, Long answer no.


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Posted: Mar 19, 2007 12:02 a.m. - Subject:

Hey grunter, just think, their could be tons of these all over your house...in your matress even! Have fun sleeping, with them crawling in your mouth.



Posted: Mar 19, 2007 12:05 a.m. - Subject:

I have this thing called a window, It has kept me safe for the last 16 years I’ve inhabited this house. I don’t think a few "beeders" could harm me.


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Posted: Mar 19, 2007 12:12 a.m. - Subject:

Sleep near me grunter. I will scare them off.


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Posted: Mar 19, 2007 12:19 a.m. - Subject:

Wait, is that a spider AND a bee or a spider morphed with a bee?


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Posted: Mar 19, 2007 12:48 a.m. - Subject:

holy shit grunter

i just dont know what i would do if the beeders attacked you and left only bones. :(... that would be mucho terrible

well in the meantime... have a good night! :D!


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Posted: Mar 19, 2007 12:52 a.m. - Subject:

i think it’s a wasp? which is even better than a bee! there more vicious, so combined with an albino spider would be the ultimate hunting machine!


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Posted: Mar 19, 2007 1:23 a.m. - Subject:

It looks like the bee is giving the spider head.


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Posted: Mar 19, 2007 1:34 a.m. - Subject:

looks like a mom and a little kid saying good bye and kissing on the forehead
to me
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