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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 9
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| Posted: Mar 21, 2007 7:55 a.m. - Subject: |
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lmfao PWNED! that happened to me before when i was lazy.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 32
Egg Points: 368984
Posts: 4439
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BLOCKED, EXPIRES Dec 14, 2008
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| Posted: Mar 21, 2007 8:21 a.m. - Subject: |
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I used to get that when i was younger... now i can go at it for an hour or more and still be able to get up in the morning and cream on my sisters face!
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 9
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| Posted: Mar 21, 2007 8:24 a.m. - Subject: |
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kinda weird psycho..... i got it when i was younger though.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 8
Egg Points: 6917
Posts: 743
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| Posted: Mar 21, 2007 9:00 a.m. - Subject: |
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Your circumsized? Why?
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 32
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| Posted: Mar 21, 2007 9:13 a.m. - Subject: |
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I was kidding... DUH!!
Yeah try rubbing alcohol... worked for me!
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 10
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| Posted: Mar 21, 2007 9:45 a.m. - Subject: |
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Rofl. That sucks. Why didn’t you just wait till the next day? I mean, you just got done fucking before you got home. Couldn’t that hold you off? lol
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Power Egg
Member Lvl: 11
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| Posted: Mar 21, 2007 10:12 a.m. - Subject: |
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i got a big blister when i was 11, and it got all bloody (seriously... i had no idea what i was doing, i just knew i liked it, and i wasn’t even producing semen at that age haha)
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| Posted: Mar 21, 2007 11:49 a.m. - Subject: |
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When I was 12, I got shampoo down my urethra after using it a a lube. It stung like a bitch, and it stung like the holy fires of hell whenever I took a piss for about 2 days after that.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 6
Egg Points: 451
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| Posted: Mar 21, 2007 11:51 a.m. - Subject: |
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I NEVER use lube. Jacking off dry feels so much better because you can’t get as much friction when you do it with lube.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 45
Egg Points: 397186
Posts: 4316
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| Posted: Mar 21, 2007 12:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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Use Icy Hot on it......I swear it won’t hurt.
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'Work.Read.Eat.Sleep'
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Member Lvl: 167
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| Posted: Mar 21, 2007 12:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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Google and its super silly images.
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| Posted: Mar 21, 2007 12:25 p.m. - Subject: |
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Fleshlights are fucking expensive. Isn’t about 120$ for one of those?
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'Work.Read.Eat.Sleep'
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| Posted: Mar 21, 2007 12:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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I wouldnt know, I’ve never looked into it. Let me know how they work out for you.
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'a_glock_in_my_hand'
Member Lvl: 61
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| Posted: Mar 21, 2007 12:30 p.m. - Subject: |
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Just give your cock a mustard shower and pour the extra mustard into that thing Clegg post it and fuck away!
You’ll be healed in no time at all!
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| Posted: Mar 21, 2007 12:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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It was 60$ for the plain thing with no insert. All it is is hot-melt vinyl poured into a mold shaped like a pussy, then put in a holder. It probably costs about 2$ to manufacture. My hand is free, and just as good.
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'Work.Read.Eat.Sleep'
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| Posted: Mar 21, 2007 12:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: It was 60$ for the plain thing with no insert. All it is is hot-melt vinyl poured into a mold shaped like a pussy, then put in a holder. It probably costs about 2$ to manufacture.
You seem well eduacted on the manner. Im going to assume that you’re a sales men or you own one. Im onto you!
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| Posted: Mar 21, 2007 12:42 p.m. - Subject: |
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Heh, I wish I was employed there. Not too difficult of a job. You don’t need too many web-design skills to program a site that sells male sex toys.
I did consider buying one, until I realized how massively retarded it was.
Hot-melt vinyl is a very fleshy feeling type of rubber used in sex toys. It was mentioned once on Mythbusters.
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 36
Egg Points: 1084499
Posts: 5463
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| Posted: Mar 21, 2007 12:52 p.m. - Subject: |
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wait, so not everyone has a circumsized penis?
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Master Egg
Member Lvl: 46
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| Posted: Mar 21, 2007 1:11 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: wait, so not everyone has a circumsized penis?
no....
I do, adn I’m so damn glad I do.
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Normal Egg
Member Lvl: 6
Egg Points: 451
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| Posted: Mar 21, 2007 1:35 p.m. - Subject: |
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My friend still has his hood on.
I saw it one day when we were in the bathroom at school.
It looks like a shriveled up Cheeto.
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