I’m Full of Jesus!!
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Mar 24, 2007 9:42 p.m. - Subject: I’m Full of Jesus!! |
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I went to confession today, and told the priest all my sins. He then said I was extremely unchristian and asked me to put my face up to the screen as close as i could. He then released the holy spirit all over my face, and i screamed and fell down because some of Jesus got in my eye. When i was blinded i felt the spirit of Jesus going into my butt hole over and over again, and then into my mouth and my ears (i remember Jesus tasted salty and creamy). After that the priest threw me out of the church and i fell down the steps. As i lay there with my asshole wet with blood, and a face that felt all sticky he said "the lord has blessed you, go in peace my son". What a Wonderful Day!!
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| Posted: Mar 24, 2007 9:45 p.m. - Subject: |
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I’m keeping out of this, if there is really a jesus and he has internet I don’t want to piss him off.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Mar 24, 2007 9:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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Jesus invented the Internets grunter...
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'a_glock_in_my_hand'
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Mar 24, 2007 9:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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Hahah, good times.
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| Posted: Mar 24, 2007 9:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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actually teh amerikan infidels did, they are creatures of ash and brimstone though, so It was satan’s worshippers who made the internets
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 24, 2007 9:54 p.m. - Subject: |
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yeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh...........I’m just gonna hit tha
"go back" button..........Yeaaaaaahhhh...
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Mar 24, 2007 9:56 p.m. - Subject: |
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it worked! My poop was red with all my sins...
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 24, 2007 10:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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i am jesus :D
just look at my myspace!
myspace.com/jimgrimm
jesus is sick right now... he has a fever, and has a headache that won’t let him sleep! it sucks huge balls
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Mar 24, 2007 10:02 p.m. - Subject: |
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You live on Newfoundland mystic?
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 24, 2007 10:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: actually teh amerikan infidels did, they are creatures of ash and brimstone though, so It was satan’s worshippers who made the internets
*ahem* American. Your typos are no match for satans worshippers. kekekeke! ^_^
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Mar 24, 2007 10:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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Fuck off! Tom from MySpace invented the internets! and he even invented HTML!
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 24, 2007 10:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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Omg, crazy....woot.
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Newb
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| Posted: Mar 24, 2007 10:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Fuck off! Tom from MySpace invented the internets! and he even invented HTML!
Ah, tis true said the dumb blonde in my English class.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Mar 24, 2007 11:42 p.m. - Subject: |
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PRAISE THE LORD! BY THE NAME OF GOD WE PRAISE THY WHOM HAS THAST CASE UPON THYSELF!! WONDERFULL! WONDERFULL!
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