weirdest places u masturbated at
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 25, 2007 3:04 p.m. - Subject: weirdest places u masturbated at |
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WHERE LOLZ
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'Work.Read.Eat.Sleep'
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| Posted: Mar 25, 2007 3:05 p.m. - Subject: |
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Your mothers vagina.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 25, 2007 3:07 p.m. - Subject: |
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Word,.
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'Work.Read.Eat.Sleep'
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| Posted: Mar 25, 2007 3:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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My friend Phil beat off in a church bathroom.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Mar 25, 2007 3:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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jesus’s mouth
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Mar 25, 2007 3:11 p.m. - Subject: |
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your momma’s anal cavity
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'Work.Read.Eat.Sleep'
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| Posted: Mar 25, 2007 3:12 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I beat off in the pastors office every sunday morning, what now!
Getting rammed in the ass from the Pastor doesnt count you sick fuck.
Quote: your momma’s anal cavity
What a way to be original.
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'The One And Only'
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Mar 25, 2007 3:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: What a way to be original.
Im not even going to point out the irony here
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Mar 25, 2007 3:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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I’m in john’s basement touching myself right now
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| Posted: Mar 25, 2007 3:21 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Im not even going to point out the irony here
What with me saying a "Your mom" line? Somebody was bound to say it, I just happen to have the quickest fingers the east side of the west coast son’
Quote: I’m in john’s basement touching myself right now
Enjoy the moldy smell.
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| Posted: Mar 25, 2007 3:25 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote from filthysanchez09: I’m in john’s basement touching myself right now |
Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 25, 2007 3:37 p.m. - Subject: |
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I did it in a library once. I was back in the "silent study" area, and there’s a bunch of desks with dividers so you can only see the back of the person next to you. I scooted my chair in as far as in would go, whipped it out under the desk, and went to work.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Mar 25, 2007 3:39 p.m. - Subject: |
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I hope I’m touching myself.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 25, 2007 4:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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dammit clegg you beat me to it, thats exactly what i thought when i clicked on this thread!
i’m sorry i don’t touch myself ever...since i walked in on my dad doing it to my best friend i depise my penis.
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Master Egg
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AIM
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| Posted: Mar 25, 2007 4:07 p.m. - Subject: |
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no need to jerk it, i have a girlfriend who can do it for me
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| Posted: Mar 25, 2007 4:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote from Johns_face: i’m sorry i don’t touch myself ever...since i walked in on my dad doing it to my best friend
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WHAAAHHHH???
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 25, 2007 4:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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pwnt viper i was doing it for the lulz!
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| Posted: Mar 25, 2007 4:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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So, YOU were touching your best friends penis for the LULZ?????
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Master Egg
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Mar 25, 2007 4:31 p.m. - Subject: |
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lyke in jur gardn! kekeke
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| Posted: Mar 25, 2007 4:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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-GOT- jerked off in a movie theatre, t’was funny as shit =P
(NO we ddint try the popcorn thing, i dont need a buttery dick thank you very much -.-)
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