While taking a dump....
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 26, 2007 7:51 p.m. - Subject: While taking a dump.... |
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What do you do for entertainment if your taking a long, huge dump? Personally, since my upstairs bathroom is a hell of a lot smaller than the downstairs one, IO shit upstairs since I can turn it into a fuckin sauna in 2 seconds by turning on the hot water to boiling temperature. that makes it comfy. none of that "AHH TEH COLD SEET ARE TUTCHINGZ MY ARSE LAWLZ!". Sometimes i do that and read funny stuff in there. Weird thread, yes. BUt hell, men are men. We have fun doing weird and awesome shit. So what do you guys do when you take a huge ass dump for a long time
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Mar 26, 2007 7:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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I have an Uncle John’s toilet reader book by my toilet.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 26, 2007 7:53 p.m. - Subject: |
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i play pinball on my cell
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Newb
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| Posted: Mar 26, 2007 7:54 p.m. - Subject: |
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I play out star wars battles in my mind using my bathtub as a fortress.
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'a_glock_in_my_hand'
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Mar 26, 2007 7:58 p.m. - Subject: |
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I masturbate to the smells and sounds of my shit.
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Newb
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| Posted: Mar 26, 2007 8:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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COPROPHILIA!
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 26, 2007 8:02 p.m. - Subject: |
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we have all done it havent we???
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 26, 2007 8:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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I try to pee and poo at the same time, but fail miserably. I’ve found out that its a One Way road, but keep my confidence.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 26, 2007 8:09 p.m. - Subject: |
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WTF? i can... its not hard...
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Mar 26, 2007 8:10 p.m. - Subject: |
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Im usually on my phone, and when people ask what im doing i tell them im dropping the cosby kids off at the pool
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 26, 2007 8:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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Thanks to wirless technology,(i.e. my laptop) I am no joke typing this as I poop right now. SRS
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 26, 2007 8:16 p.m. - Subject: |
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Oh yeah, im on a laptop too!
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 26, 2007 8:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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but your not poopin^
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| Posted: Mar 26, 2007 8:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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Magazines, of drumming, Baseball, I’ll read an article per crap, and before you know it I’ve read the whole magazine!!
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 26, 2007 8:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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But trebek, your MBPS/Response time isnt that fast compared to dsl or cable. not even as fast as dsl wen ur usin wifi lol or am i rongz
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 26, 2007 8:31 p.m. - Subject: |
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Viper you play baseball on the john?
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| Posted: Mar 26, 2007 8:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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1 Bat, 2 balls, yer OUT!!
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 26, 2007 8:42 p.m. - Subject: |
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Word. By the way, please pray that no women post in this thread; we all "know" that women don’t shit. We can’t have our knowledge shattered. lulz
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 26, 2007 8:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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lol or lulz or whatever ^^^
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Mar 26, 2007 8:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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lullehskaytz?
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