PLEASE HELP
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 02, 2007 5:23 p.m. - Subject: PLEASE HELP |
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i need help b/c im datin one of my friends and we already makeout and i dont want thing to get boring so how do i keep her interested. i really need help when we are at school. i dont know any conversation starters or just anything. or a placce to take her out to
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'a_glock_in_my_hand'
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Apr 02, 2007 5:25 p.m. - Subject: |
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Take her to the janitor’s closet and watch her get fucked by the janitor and then he will fuck you.
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| Posted: Apr 02, 2007 5:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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Just whip your dick out and say "bitch, suck." in a commanding tone. She’ll love it.
Trust me.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Apr 02, 2007 5:28 p.m. - Subject: |
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admit to her you’re only dating her to get closer to her 6 yea rold brother.
that should keep things interesting.
PLUS you won’t be lying! its a win win situation!
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 02, 2007 5:33 p.m. - Subject: |
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i dont think so
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Apr 02, 2007 5:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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Dude if you cant naturally talk to your GF get a new one.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Apr 02, 2007 5:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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^^ or better yet, come out of the closet
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 02, 2007 5:45 p.m. - Subject: |
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get her high
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 02, 2007 5:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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lol that was my 420 post
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Apr 02, 2007 6:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: ^^ or better yet, come out of the closet |
Power Egg
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| Posted: Apr 02, 2007 6:06 p.m. - Subject: |
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well that WOULD explain why he can’t talk to his -GIRLFRIEND-
they even made out! no wai!
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 02, 2007 6:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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you should jus let her start the convo or talk about yalls day... a good one would be like how far have you gone or how far will you go... just bull shit...
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Newb
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AIM
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| Posted: Apr 02, 2007 7:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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Try swinging.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Apr 02, 2007 7:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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put it in her pooper
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Apr 02, 2007 7:01 p.m. - Subject: |
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or HIS pooper if thats the case. . .
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Normal Egg
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AIM
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| Posted: Apr 02, 2007 7:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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i can’t believe he posted that... it just seems really retarded haha
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 02, 2007 7:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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NO U ALL ARE THE FAGGETS
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Apr 02, 2007 7:22 p.m. - Subject: |
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nooooo, i think you mean "you are the faggots"
if you’re gonna use OUR insults against us, atleast have the common curtosy to not make yourself out as a -RETARDED- faggot, and learn to spell.
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Newb
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AIM
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| Posted: Apr 02, 2007 7:24 p.m. - Subject: |
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It’s spelled "fagot" actually.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Apr 02, 2007 7:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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really?
well now, you learn something new every day =P
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