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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 09, 2007 10:44 p.m. - Subject: need some help. |
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I have a lawn mower and I took the deck off(the mower) and all I have left is a driving thing. I want to make it all ghetto and shiznit. What should I do? The sky is the limit!
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| Posted: Apr 09, 2007 10:48 p.m. - Subject: |
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Easy just take a screwdriver
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Dip it in peanut butter
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| Posted: Apr 09, 2007 10:50 p.m. - Subject: |
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LMAO
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 09, 2007 10:54 p.m. - Subject: |
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That’s not right.
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Apr 09, 2007 11:00 p.m. - Subject: |
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Not right, but funny.
I dont care who you are, thats funny right there. Lord I apologize
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| Posted: Apr 09, 2007 11:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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Put the rear tires on from another mower on the front.
Remove muffler.
Add a stack thats 3+ft tall (optional, definetly enhances performance)
Remove fenders
Switch the pulleys around
Tighten the fuck out of the belt
Put blocks under the body mounts to lift it
Remove governer
Spraypaint it flat-black and give it a number
Shave the head
MOBB IT WOOO!!!
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| Posted: Apr 09, 2007 11:22 p.m. - Subject: |
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But rember to be wearing a purple tank top with dale earnhart on it, with cut off jeans, untied hiking boots, a mullet, no helmet, jsut goggles, have a bud in your hand and have some chew in the lip.
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| Posted: Apr 09, 2007 11:14 p.m. - Subject: |
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Just run naked through the streets holding the steering wheel.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Apr 09, 2007 11:29 p.m. - Subject: |
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do what water boy did
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| Posted: Apr 10, 2007 12:46 a.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: I dont care who you are, thats funny right there. Lord I apologize
Okay Angel the Cable Girl...
But it is possible to do some ghetto shit to a riding lawnmower. It is a riding one, correct? If you are trying to trick out a push mower, I’ma cocksmack you through your IP. But, get bigger rim/tire combinations, and grab your handy dandy welder and lower the fucker to the ground. You took off the deck so you should have a decent amount of ground clearance now. But, you will have to mod a lot of shit to get it lower...
Or, you can go true Redneck Style and put some tiny ass tires on the front and big ass rubbers on the back (not Trojans, you dumbfuck). Then, put some flame paint on it, rig up some flamethrowers from the ass end, and a nice curved windshield mounted on the hood.
I’m going to go hang myself now... I feel so retarded.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 10, 2007 1:40 a.m. - Subject: |
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Thanks you guys
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| Posted: May 10, 2007 3:35 a.m. - Subject: |
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Help me pimp my line trimmer. Should I put chrome spinnaz instead of the plastic cutting cord? Should I Put a big bore exhaust on it? What about some nos and neon lights?
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 10, 2007 4:03 a.m. - Subject: |
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hai guyz, i make lawn mawwer’s ghetto. bai.
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| Posted: May 10, 2007 11:13 a.m. - Subject: |
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Slash, you prefer creamy peanut butter for screwdriver-to-anus transfers? I find that the chunky kind allows for more traction in the anal tract.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: May 21, 2007 12:45 a.m. - Subject: |
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Nice stuff!
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