School Referals......
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 21, 2007 1:07 a.m. - Subject: School Referals...... |
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Who here thinks they have the funniest school referal here?
I’ve got all of you beat here.
It’s only a carbon copy so it’s kind of hard to read, but here’s what I can make out:
STATEMENT OF INCIDENT/BEHAVIOR:
[my name] engaged in conversation with a student in class that involved threats to the student. He made threats to putting a hex on the student in which his hair would fall out. He also gave the student a note later in the day with the writing "3 days" and a skull on it.
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I GOT SUSPENDED FOR THREE DAYS BECAUSE I SAID HIS HAIR WOULD FALL OUT! Or because the note was seemingly threatening.........
This all happenned on Tuesday, April 17.
I forgot that three days from then would be Friday, APRIL 20TH!!!
This is Adolf Hitler’s Birthday, The Anniversary of the Columbine High School Massacre, and this also happenned the day after the Virginia Tech College Campus Massacre. Can’t believe I forgot about all that. Think you can beat me? Post it. I would have scanned but like I said earlier, all I have is the carbon copy, so it wouldn’t show up. Even if it’s not as funny, post it anyway.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Apr 21, 2007 8:05 a.m. - Subject: |
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..and how old are you?
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Master Egg
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| Posted: Apr 21, 2007 8:09 a.m. - Subject: |
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I got detention because I told someone I’d fuck their goat.
and once for not having been shaved well enough.
that’s about it.
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Power Egg
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BLOCKED, EXPIRES Dec 27, 2008
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| Posted: Apr 21, 2007 8:47 a.m. - Subject: |
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talking in a civic ceremony
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 21, 2007 8:51 a.m. - Subject: |
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I dropped my pants in the hall.
No joke.I was hangin with some of homies(black people), and we all dropped our baggy pants in the hallway. I also got in trouble for stabbing somebody with my plastic hair pick
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Master Egg
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Apr 21, 2007 9:53 a.m. - Subject: |
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i eat the goldfish from the biology labs when people arent looking
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Master Egg
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Apr 21, 2007 9:53 a.m. - Subject: |
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once i found a hamster in there. i ate like a king that day.
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| Posted: Apr 21, 2007 10:05 a.m. - Subject: |
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I got detention for sleeping, when I had a headache. Never went.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 21, 2007 10:31 a.m. - Subject: |
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^
Rebel.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Apr 21, 2007 11:02 a.m. - Subject: |
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I got a detention for fucking my teacher in the ear
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'a_glock_in_my_hand'
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Apr 21, 2007 11:15 a.m. - Subject: |
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For a second I thought this was GMT...
I did a lot of shit and I haven’t been in any serious school trouble this year. Just a few detentions and shit.
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Power Egg
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| Posted: Apr 21, 2007 11:27 a.m. - Subject: |
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believe or not, i have only been sent out of the classroom one this year....for playing bullseye with spitwads with a guy....
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 21, 2007 11:34 a.m. - Subject: |
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lol I got in trouble for karate chopping some kid with aspergers syndrome
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 21, 2007 11:43 a.m. - Subject: |
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I got a detention for yelling "SWIRLY" after school...
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Power Egg
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AIM YIM
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| Posted: Apr 21, 2007 2:19 p.m. - Subject: |
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I got suspended for 3 days it was 1 April, 2004; basically I superglued everything down: pencils, mice to the computers, the washroom stall doors, the principals office door. I would have gotten away with it too if that dumass kid in the hallway didn’t rat on me.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 21, 2007 4:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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I’m 16. I WAS JOKING THOUGH AND HIS FRIEND TOLD HIM I CHILLED OUT IN CEMETARIES AND HE SHOULDn"T MESS WITH ME! So I played along.
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Normal Egg
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| Posted: Apr 21, 2007 4:57 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: lol I got in trouble for karate chopping some kid with aspergers syndrome |
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