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Tyrant


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Posted: Apr 23, 2007 1:23 p.m. - Subject: I’m leaving . . .

. . .for Sheffield, tomorrow morning.

"But Tyrant, why are you going to a shithole like Sheffield?"

Well, Sheffield hospitals are much better than the shithole of Hull Royal Infirmary.

"expln plz"

Okay.

As not many...well none of you know, I have a little something called Neurofibromatosis. I use the word ’little’ lightly.

Basically, Neurofibromatosis is little tumours attached to nerves. In this case, on my right hip. They’re contained in a sac. It looks like a heap of fat, but it’s not. I have Neurofibromatosis type 1.

Well, after 9 years of waiting since the biopsy (to see whether or not it was cancerous [it wasn’t]), I’m finally having it removed.

Tomorrow morning, in fact.

The operation will be pretty lengthy, about 6 hours I think. I’ll be in hospital for maybe up to a week. Then it’s home to recover.

Don’t Google Neurofibromatosis. None of the results are much like what I have, except for this picture.

The only resemblance is the blemishes. I have them on the growth.

I’m open to any questions.


As in regards to pictures, I will post Before, During Recovery and After Recovery pictures, but after I’ve recovered fully.


trouble-6990


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Posted: Apr 23, 2007 1:25 p.m. - Subject:

get tons of pain pills!.


TyPepper


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Posted: Apr 23, 2007 1:28 p.m. - Subject:

wow, I hope the sugery goes good!


Clegg


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Posted: Apr 23, 2007 1:16 p.m. - Subject:

Sweet! I cant wait for the pictures.

Best of luck to you with your operation dude, and enjoy the pain meds.

Hopefully you’ll get a hot nurse with big tits, that will help the recovery process.

Oh yeah, have fun shitting in a bedpan!


Clegg


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Posted: Apr 23, 2007 1:17 p.m. - Subject:

Oh, try to get a doctor to get pictures of the operation.



Posted: Apr 23, 2007 1:29 p.m. - Subject:

I’m having the
Nuss Procedure done on April 30th. I’m going to be in the hospital for a week, being pumped full of morphine from an epidural.



Posted: Apr 23, 2007 1:30 p.m. - Subject:

Ha Ha! You have cancer!


TyPepper


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Posted: Apr 23, 2007 1:30 p.m. - Subject:

ya that would be sweet if you got a hot nurse!


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Posted: Apr 23, 2007 1:31 p.m. - Subject:

Don’t die plz.


Clegg


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Posted: Apr 23, 2007 1:22 p.m. - Subject:

It must be somthing in the British water.



Posted: Apr 23, 2007 1:34 p.m. - Subject:

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Don’t die plz.


Ya. It be nice if you not die.



Posted: Apr 23, 2007 1:37 p.m. - Subject:

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It must be somthing in the British water.


lolz dyssentry.


Tyrant


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Posted: Apr 23, 2007 1:38 p.m. - Subject:

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Oh, try to get a doctor to get pictures of the operation.


Sure, I’ll try and make sure. They probably take pictures anyway.

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Oh yeah, have fun shitting in a bedpan!

I’ll have a blast? picz??/?

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being pumped full of morphine from an epidural.

There was talk of an epidural for me. I doubt it, though.
What’s your op for, exactly?

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Ha Ha! You have cancer!

lol yep

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ya that would be sweet if you got a hot nurse!

I’m packing my camera already =]


GrandMastaThief


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Posted: Apr 23, 2007 1:28 p.m. - Subject:

I hope you get better


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Posted: Apr 23, 2007 1:30 p.m. - Subject:

Good luck :-)



Posted: Apr 23, 2007 1:44 p.m. - Subject:

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There was talk of an epidural for me. I doubt it, though.
What’s your op for, exactly?
I have a deformed sternum, so that causes my chest to have about 2.8cm depression in the center of it. A brace is placed under the depression to pop it back out, and eventually, bone will regrow and correct the deformity.


Tyrant


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Posted: Apr 23, 2007 1:51 p.m. - Subject:

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Don’t die plz.

Yes sah.
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It must be somthing in the British water.

I like my water...Britta filtered!
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I hope you get better

Thankings. I just hope afterwards it looks like a completely normal hip. It’s stopped me doing some stuff, really, such as swimming, or even running during sport.
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Good luck :-)

Thanks :-)
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I have a deformed sternum, so that causes my chest to have about 2.8cm depression in the center of it. A brace is placed under the depression to pop it back out, and eventually, bone will regrow and correct the deformity.

Sounds painful. Good luck with that!


Tyrant


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Posted: Apr 23, 2007 1:55 p.m. - Subject:

Well I have to come off, now. This may be my last post ’til after the operation, but as promised, the pictures will come. Thanks for the encouragement and stuffs.

Later.



Posted: Apr 23, 2007 1:56 p.m. - Subject:

Whats an epidural anyways?


GrandMastaThief


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Posted: Apr 23, 2007 1:57 p.m. - Subject:

hey chicks dig funky scars
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