Good one liner jokes
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2007 8:16 p.m. - Subject: Good one liner jokes |
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Just post a good one, or two, or 3004892938529375.
How do you blindfold an asian?
Dental floss
Old, but post!
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2007 8:18 p.m. - Subject: |
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Yeah my grandfather died in Auschwitz...........he fell off the guard tower.
Yeah my wife just lost 7lbs, she had a miscarriage.
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2007 8:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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What do you call two Negroes hammered in ground.
Afro-Turf.
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2007 8:21 p.m. - Subject: |
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What I posted are one liner jokes you morons.
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2007 8:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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(highlight for answer)
What’s long and hard on a black man?
the first grade
Why dont black people dream?
Cause we killed the one with the dream
i am sorry id those offended you.
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2007 8:22 p.m. - Subject: |
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Nigger jokes are so 6th grade.
Do you all not comprehend what a one liner is?
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2007 8:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: Do you all not comprehend what a one liner is?
Yeah, its a joke that has one line. I cant believe no one besides Clegg knew that.
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2007 8:37 p.m. - Subject: |
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highlight for the answers:
why did the chiken cross the road?
why cant chinese people vote?
why do black people drive with theyre windows down?
ONE LINER JOKES: one line of text you big noobs!
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2007 8:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2007 8:40 p.m. - Subject: |
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i am zaxtor!
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2007 8:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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Zaxtor had a wife and didnt want anyone to see her...till she was on the cover of National Geographic.
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2007 8:46 p.m. - Subject: |
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haha!
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2007 8:47 p.m. - Subject: |
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HEY! i love my fossa wife.
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2007 9:32 p.m. - Subject: |
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Ahh shit, I meant jokes that were one line, with an answer below. Such as this:
What’s long and hard on a black man?
The first grade.
Not like what clegg posted.
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2007 11:03 p.m. - Subject: |
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Nigger.
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2007 10:58 p.m. - Subject: |
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Three guys walked into a bar and said "ouch".
^insanely old
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2007 11:04 p.m. - Subject: |
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What’s harder then a rock?
Michael Jackson in a 1st grade classroom
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| Posted: Apr 23, 2007 11:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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a priest a rabbi and a muslim walk into a bar and the bartender goes:
allright guys what’s the joke?
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| Posted: Apr 24, 2007 12:00 a.m. - Subject: |
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Why was white chocolate invented?
So that black kids can have a dirty face too!
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| Posted: Apr 24, 2007 12:08 a.m. - Subject: |
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I was fucking this guy in the ass and he reached arround and touched my balls, what a fag.
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