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ROBBING THE PIZZA DELIVERY MAN
   
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SMIRK

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Posted: Jun 25, 2005 7:22 p.m. - Subject: ROBBING THE PIZZA DELIVERY MAN
Allright everyone I’m new here and joined hoping to find other small time thiefs such as myself. I recently got an idea from a song...this idea is to rob a pizza delivery man. why? because if you have ever been the one to pay them...they have a shit load of bills by the end of the night just sitting in a big wad in thier pocket. from tips and to give change. right? so here is my plan.
step 1: drive around and scope out the ideal house and neighborhood for the job.
2:Get the address and the phone number (some how? anyone got a good way? phone book?).
3: scope this house out for several nights....seeing when the lights are turned off and what not.
4: call pizza hut from a pay phone and order a pizza of my liking....but not my usual...thats too suspicious. Give them the address and the number. thats all they ask for.
5: wait outside the house until the pizza man rolls up....heres where i am unsure of how to do it.
i could either A: sneak up behind him...put my stiletto to his throat and demand the cash. OR (since i do not own a real gun) sneak up on him with the bb pistol and put it to his head( only problem is....if he doesnt buy it..im in for a fight)... OR the violent way...ambush him with a metal baseball bat upside the head? so...i get a free pizza and all the cash in his pocket....run back to my car and get the fuck out of there.... I NEED ANY ADVICE. if anyone has done armed stick ups before give me some pointers, because this will be my 1st time. All I have been into recently is breaking into cars at night, and shoplifting. SO fucking post some shit.... and if you think im crazy, your a fucking pussy... dont you realize how much crime goes on every day that people get away with? i wont get caught unless a cop just happens to be driving down the road, or the pizza guy beats the shit out of me (which i dont see happening, because the only ones that have ever delevered to my house were fat, retarded, or scrawny little shits.
-SMIRK



Posted: Jun 25, 2005 7:53 p.m. - Subject:
I think this is the fist time i have ever seen an egg posted in the forum. Post it as an egg.


ColdFusion

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Posted: Jun 25, 2005 7:54 p.m. - Subject:
ya, its actually pretty good.
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