traumatizing spider expierence
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| Posted: May 02, 2007 8:36 p.m. - Subject: traumatizing spider expierence |
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i just had a disturbing expierence with a spider, yes i know what your thinking. "spiders are like 1cm bigger" well how would you feel if a spider came down from the ceiling and landed on you, while your naked...?
yep, i was in the shower when some nigger ass arachnid, (lol "comes") and jumps on me while i am soaping my naked wet body. (sorry if that sounded sexual) well, i said some things i wish i never said and shielded my body from the creepy crawly. i then jumped the fuck out of the shower and got a tissue. now that little bitch is burning in spider hell.
i just felt like i had to express my experience somehow because i still feel fucking shaken up about it.
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| Posted: May 02, 2007 8:36 p.m. - Subject: |
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/boner.
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| Posted: May 02, 2007 8:38 p.m. - Subject: |
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Thats happened to me before. Just swat it for Christ’s sake.
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| Posted: May 02, 2007 8:41 p.m. - Subject: |
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Yea man. Psht, what a pussy.
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| Posted: May 02, 2007 8:49 p.m. - Subject: |
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I’m not a pussy, but I hate spiders. A spider has never landed on me in a shower, but I’ve seen them in there before.
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| Posted: May 02, 2007 8:51 p.m. - Subject: |
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Why does everyone think I am being serious?
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| Posted: May 02, 2007 8:59 p.m. - Subject: |
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i am afraid of spiders. They creep me out for some reason
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| Posted: May 02, 2007 9:07 p.m. - Subject: |
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Those things are out to get us... In our sleep!
They crawl in and try to kill us with their witchcraft potions when we chew at night.
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| Posted: May 02, 2007 9:17 p.m. - Subject: |
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Quote: i just had a disturbing expierence with a spider, yes i know what your thinking. "spiders are like 1cm bigger" well how would you feel if a spider came down from the ceiling and landed on you, while your naked...?
I thought you were going to say "naked... and sitting in front of my computer all oiled up"
But haha, spiders frighten me too especially when I am all oiled up and naked
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| Posted: May 02, 2007 9:26 p.m. - Subject: |
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i woke up yesterday and i had these 2 spider bites or somethin on my shoulder... itchy as hell
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| Posted: May 02, 2007 11:52 p.m. - Subject: |
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I had a spider come down in front of me driving the other night. Came out of nowhere and startled the hell out of me. I was on the highway so I just grabbed the thread and threw him onto the passenger seat. 2 seconds later I see movement out of the corner of my eye and there’s his buddy crawling across the top of my door, over and up my windshield.
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| Posted: May 03, 2007 6:30 a.m. - Subject: |
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I like to make the water enjoyably warm, but not enough to kill it and fuck around with spiders. I spray them and watch them try to crawl up the side of the tub or wall and spray them again.
Then i crank the heat up and squirt it.
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| Posted: May 03, 2007 11:22 a.m. - Subject: |
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Thats what the spiders get! My family supports the house and the spiders just move on in like its theres or something.
I cut a spiders front legs off. Then i took a safety pin and poked its bigger eyes.
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